Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Jon on Fri Dec 21, 2025 3:01 am

actually i think that car is awesome but if i had it i don't think i could ever live up to it
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Casey on Fri Dec 21, 2025 3:09 am

I was actually thinking pretty much the same thing.

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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby A Link to the Matt on Fri Dec 21, 2025 3:25 am

Dollo wrote:
Folby wrote:fuckin straight up new money motherfucker over here

Guy - I wish I could afford that lease payments on this fucking thing. Chances are they're gonna price it higher than the X5, so I think we're looking at somewhere in excess of $75,000. i.e. over $1000 a month.




so, like, right in your price range then?
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Justin on Fri Dec 21, 2025 4:13 am

this is the worst riffing of all time.
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby webber on Fri Dec 21, 2025 4:54 am

Casey wrote:I was actually thinking pretty much the same thing.

are you backing me up or jon because what is wrong with you people the car is hideous

it's like a cross between a sedan and a suv
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Folby on Fri Dec 21, 2025 4:55 am

webber I don't think you saw how much it costs

maybe you'd like to reread that and reconsider your position
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Casey on Fri Dec 21, 2025 5:19 am

I am backing Jon up because it looks like your mother

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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Alex on Fri Dec 21, 2025 6:50 am

I want to get an XBOX 360 for a ridiculously stupid reason.
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Alex on Fri Dec 21, 2025 6:51 am

Also, I think I'm physically addicted to buying siht I don't need.
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Duzzy Funlop on Fri Dec 21, 2025 9:08 am

i want to travel around the world and go to grad school
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby webber on Fri Dec 21, 2025 9:42 am

you could go to grad school in australia, we could be uni buddies
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Jon on Fri Dec 21, 2025 11:20 am

webber wrote:
Casey wrote:I was actually thinking pretty much the same thing.

are you backing me up or jon because what is wrong with you people the car is hideous


What are you basing that off of?
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Dollo on Fri Dec 21, 2025 3:33 pm

Alex wrote:Also, I think I'm physically addicted to buying siht I don't need.

Welcome to the club.
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Terry Cheesecake on Fri Dec 21, 2025 5:15 pm

webber wrote:
Casey wrote:I was actually thinking pretty much the same thing.

are you backing me up or jon because what is wrong with you people the car is hideous

it's like a cross between a sedan and a suv


I'm with you webber. And so are Top Gear. http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2491/
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Re: Shallow: a thread dedicated to wants, needless desire & glut

Postby Alex on Fri Dec 21, 2025 8:18 pm

I'm being totally serious, like I get fucking cravings to buy a new video game or something.
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