Dream Quotes

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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby A Link to the Matt on Sat Dec 15, 2025 3:10 pm

That had to have been the best dream ever.
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby Cory/Corrinna on Sat Dec 15, 2025 7:07 pm

blacktoothgrin wrote:the scariest dream i ever had was about these evil guys who were made of shadows...



I used to have a recurring nightmare as a child where my entire house was a dull grey, and shadowy hands would come from behind furniture and doors to prevent me from switching on the lights. Somehow this was downright terrifying and I'd wake up too scared to leave my bed at night, for fear that these shadow hands would reach out from behind objects in my room.

The only thing dreamquote related I can think of, is my roomate woke me up at 11pm (midnight shift days), and I was still half asleep, talking in my dreams. She asked me if I was getting up, and I was like "But we're gonna be late for Bill Cosby!" after further inquiries from her, I replied with fervor: "AT CASINO RAMA!"
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby Z.S. Ghost on Sat Dec 15, 2025 8:42 pm

Me: "I don't think this is heaven, you guys!"
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby blacktoothgrin on Sun Dec 16, 2025 3:17 am

Cory/Corrinna wrote:
blacktoothgrin wrote:the scariest dream i ever had was about these evil guys who were made of shadows...



I used to have a recurring nightmare as a child where my entire house was a dull grey, and shadowy hands would come from behind furniture and doors to prevent me from switching on the lights. Somehow this was downright terrifying and I'd wake up too scared to leave my bed at night, for fear that these shadow hands would reach out from behind objects in my room.


yeah, thats another one. my sister said she couldnt get to sleep one night because edward scissorhands was just sitting in a rocking chair across the room, looking straight at her and not blinking. then she would close her eyes for a second and he would be gone, then she'd blink again and he'd be back. pretty glad i never had that one.

another one was where i was humpty dumpty, and then whoever was directing my dream showed all these people with plastic cutlery's hands raised in the air. the big crowd of arms with plastic forks and knives would come running through a big wastleland after me (an egg) until I would climb like a pylon and they would slowly climb up and eat me.
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby Cory/Corrinna on Sun Dec 16, 2025 3:23 am

I don't know weather to laugh at that or console you. The imagry of people with plastic cutlery hands is both hilarious and surrealistically terrifying.
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby Spoodles on Sun Dec 16, 2025 6:03 am

last night we watched "the muppets wizard of oz" and "the batman vs. dracula," and i dreamt of the muppets vs .dracula.
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby Wohngespenst on Mon Dec 17, 2025 4:51 pm

That sounds amazing!
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby baollis on Tue Dec 18, 2025 4:40 pm

"Hacksaw Jim Duggan dead at the age of 207"
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Re: Dream Quotes

Postby mreow on Tue Dec 18, 2025 5:51 pm

I thought your dreaming brain came up with "Hacksaw Jim Duggan." Still I like how it could rhyme. That should go on his tombstone.
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