Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby B on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:49 am

To clarify, I don't particularly want to read about TEG being dragged around by a collar either, but for once, let's just all be adults and occasionally make some jokes about girls shitting in a cup and then doing whatever with it.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby James on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:51 am

so adults just blurt out all their sexual fantasies, is that it

is that what the modern workplace is like
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby B on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:52 am

if adults choose to talk to each other like adults in a thread called "REAL LIFE SEXUAL FETISHES THREAD," then yes, they talk to each other about real life sexual fetishes.

If you want to talk about anything else, there is every other thread
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby webber on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:53 am

do you consider this a workplace james
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Andy on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:55 am

to be fair there is usually a ratio of about 2 people posting from work to 1 from home
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:57 am

HAY GUYS LETS GET ALL THE PORN AND FOUL LANGUAGE OFF THE INTERNET CAUSE KIDS HAVE INTERNET AND WORKS HAVE INTERNET

same with tv and books while we're at it (using exaggeration to make a point itt)
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby B on Fri Oct 26, 2025 12:59 am

again, don't check a thread called "SEXUAL FETISHES" while at work

Okay, only on topic posts for a while in here please
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby SayWhatNow on Fri Oct 26, 2025 1:10 am

big boobs are nice
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Fri Oct 26, 2025 1:23 am

Haha, SayWhatNow, hate to burst your bubble but large breasts wouldn't be considered a fetish, as they are in fact a sexual object!

As opposed to say, a given inanimate object such as shoes.

This also makes me think long and hard (lol) and exactly what we mean. If I said I like thigh high leather boots but only when they are worn by a hot woman, is that a fetish, or would I have to be able to get turned on by some boots sitting in the corner? Cause I can't think of anything like that, but there are plenty of outfits I enjoy as they are being worn.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Alex on Fri Oct 26, 2025 1:56 am

I think both qualify, actually. People do get sexually aroused by certain items of clothing, as odd as it sounds.

Oh yeah, and that's technically a partialism, SayWhatNow, but I have a fetish for not getting into arguments about semantics.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby B on Fri Oct 26, 2025 1:58 am

I would think liking large breasts wouldn't be a fetish, it would be a preference. Liking super enormous boobs or something would be a fetish. Does being aroused by something automatically = fetish? If that's the case, I've got about 700 fetishes.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Alex on Fri Oct 26, 2025 2:21 am

I guess it depends on your level of fixation, really.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Kristen on Fri Oct 26, 2025 2:50 am

I don't mind slapping a guy around a little bit. it's how I roll.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Andy on Fri Oct 26, 2025 2:59 am

If a girl hit me during the happy mugsy variety hour I would be really pissed not turned on.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Rusty Cooledge v2 on Fri Oct 26, 2025 3:04 am

lol ben stiller

But is domination a fetish? We could always drop the terminology and make this a "what turns you on thread".

im awfully invested in this despite not participating eh
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby A Link to the Matt on Fri Oct 26, 2025 3:09 am

Don't knock it if its never happened to you smugs, its actually kinda interesting.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Wat, But A Girl on Fri Oct 26, 2025 3:25 am

B wrote:I would think liking large breasts wouldn't be a fetish, it would be a preference. Liking super enormous boobs or something would be a fetish. Does being aroused by something automatically = fetish? If that's the case, I've got about 700 fetishes.


I think it's a fetish if it's not focused on body parts or objects which are commonly associated with sex. Super huge boobs would be a fetish if they were larger than is usually considered healthy or attractive and domination is a fetish in that most people are not aroused by being smacked around or insulted or whatever a dom does.

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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Alex on Fri Oct 26, 2025 3:26 am

Yeah, getting roughed up a little is okay. The absolute line for me is at drawing blood, though.
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby SayWhatNow on Fri Oct 26, 2025 6:19 am

sometimes i like it when she bites her bottom lip
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Re: Real life sexual fetishes thread - Warning! TMI!

Postby Bill on Fri Oct 26, 2025 6:30 am

that's not a fetish that's a cute thing chicks do

a fetish is like "i like chicks on leashes"
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