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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:02 pm    Post subject: Raw is transitional champions for 1/30 Reply with quote

Edge has officially become the lead singer from Puddle of Mudd.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's hoping they scrap the plans of HBK v. Vince at Mania for HBK v. Shane-O.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that would be good. We haven't seen Shane give zero regard for his well-being in a few years.

Also, holy crap, RVD. I hope he spent all that time off learning how to wrestle.

EDIT: Ha, guess not. Best flub I've seen in a while. Complete with "shit!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Raw is transitional champions for 1/30 Reply with quote

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Edge has officially become the lead singer from Puddle of Mudd.


I couldn't tell. Everything's so blurry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This just keeps getting worse and worse.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't get the "STFU" joke until I saw it in print this morning. Maybe now Cena will come to the ring on Thomas Haden Church on rollerskates!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think that's the joke. I think it's just a STF FUCK YOU type thing.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you fucking kidding me? How many more times are they gonna trod Goldust out there?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just until Thea is on her LAST GOOD NERVE.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had wanting to having sex with Mickie James.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the Trish/Mickie/Ashley stuff from tonight.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee, I wonder if this will end with Cena standing triumphant in the ring.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SWERVE OF THE CENTURY
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A slight variation! Cena stood MILDLY PERPLEXED in the middle of the ring at the end of the show!

So uh... honestly for once I don't know what the fuck happened.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lita was going for the belt, saw the ref coming to, noticed Cena was going to put Edge away and hit Edge instead, thus drawing the DQ and continuing the feud...

I think that's the logic, anyway.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Makes enough sense I spose. Bleh.

WWE has conditioned me to believe it doesn't affect you at all if you lose by DQ so, I didn't really give any thought to it making sense in that respect.

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Rob Van Dam competed in his first RAW match since March 2004 Monday night when he took on Snitsky. RVD showed no ring-rust, beating Snitsky after hitting a Five-Star Frog Splash.


They spent the entire damn match talking about how he had ring rust.

Just... wow.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2026 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the hell was up with Van Dam's hair? It was shaved on the sides, like he was trying to look like Forrest Gump or Butthead.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2026 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He looked like a goth chick I made out with in college once. Her name was Auburn or something.
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