Drafting an Animal Football Team

[7th]

I think koalas should be our linebackers, especially if they're of the Kwicky variety.
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[Bismark]

We could make the field out of grass! Or something else that was GREEN!

and all my players would be velociraptors and giant scorpions like in clash of the titens
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[Neil]

[7th]

Everyone could wear sea turtles for helmets.
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[Tiffany]

Ninja Turltes for middlebacks.
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[B]

The Ninja Turtles were like five feet tall each you stooge.
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[Tiffany]

And they still kicked the crap out of BeeBop and Rocksteady. It's the ninja skills that I don't doubt.

I 'd actually move them to an Offensive role. They would play the best as a team.
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

[Bismark]

Randy is flaming gay.
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[B]

The Ninja Turtles are fictional characters. That's like saying "I want a turkey with the powers of Superman as my quarterback." Ninja skills would not help them in an organized sport played in bright light where they are made to stand in a line.
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[Randy]

Both B and Bismark are right.

[Greg]

I think I'm gonna start a thread to discuss which fictional robots would be perticularly good at spin the bottle.

Also, I would have nothing but quick-working viruses as my defense players.
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[Tiffany]

Then dragons can be eliminated, too. And possibly the flying dog from the Neverending Story. He'd kick major ass on a football team, though.
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

[Lindy]

He wasn't a dog. He was a luck dragon.
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shrieking raccoon on a jetpack

[Tiffany]

I tried to find his name on google, what was his name???
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[Bismark]

GOD PLEASE LOCK IT
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[Shamrock]

(Click to enlarge).
Hobbes would play Special Teams.
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[Greg]

And he can fly in space without being effected. He'd kick ass at football.
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[AtypicalChuck]

I want a turkey with the powers of Superman as my quarterback.

[Bismark]

i want the opposing team to be made up of dead people with no bones
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[Tiffany]

GOD PLEASE LOCK THIS
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Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.