Raw is not showing Lita's nipple for 1/23

[SundownMotel]

In other news HOLY CHRIST

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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Please keep the microphone away from Lita.

Also, I totally called King making a comment about Lita choking. As did the other 5 million viewers.

Thomas Haden Church i wonder whats been in her mouth recently
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[B]

I liked that right in the middle of John Cena's promo about hoes (his homo?) Coach deadpans: "This isn't funny."

Yeah, no kidding John.
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[SundownMotel]

His promo certainly did include a lot of expHOsition!
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[B]

Hahaha, Ashley just broke out La Bra-histral
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[SundownMotel]

When did Trish become one of those women that tucks their pants into their Uggs?
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Well, I for one am certainly looking forward to the prospect of a mixed tag between Shelton and his mother against Shawn Michaels and his mother.
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[SundownMotel]

That would truly be

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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Dan W.]

I can't believe the WWE killed Benjamin's career like that.
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The Yardbirds - For Your Love

[B]

[dlomyhero]

The crowd is dead silent when he comes out now. It's like when D'Lo was with Chaz and they wore turbans and pointy shoes.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Damn, I almost started to think that was just some awful dream.

Also: SHEALTON[/gravely voice]
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[SundownMotel]

It's like watching Tiger Ali Singh do anything.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Jim]

Except Tiger Ali Singh never kicked anybody in the face.
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[dlomyhero]

One time, there was a lumberjack match and D'Lo and Chaz were on the outside. D'Lo just had this pissed off look the entire time -- not a look of "I'm a heel, hate me!" but of "Holy Christ what have I done with my life." And as always, the match deteriorated, and he jumped into the ring, got punched once, and then rolled out of the ring, and stood in the same spot with the same angry look. And people wonder why he was one of my favorite wrestlers.

Also, awesome spot they just did with the cross-ring super-kick rev-ersal.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[SundownMotel]

I really hope that Shelton's new catchphrase will be, "Well...that's my Mama!"

Also, any time Low Ki kicks someone, I'm going to refer to it as the "Chick Kick".
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Justin]

Okay, this is the creepiest promo I've ever seen anyone cut. Seriously.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[B]

I want

THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

STONE COOOOOOOLD
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[SundownMotel]

If you check out Shawn's expression throughout that entire promo, it looks like Matt Dillon is playing ted Nugent in a VH1 movie.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[B]

OH SHIT THE SPIRIT SQUAD
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