1/3 We upda... wait a minute the sun's still out.

[Mike]

Welcome to our first update of 2006. We thought we'd put it up earlier than, say, 11:59 p.m. for once as a first step to bring you a bigger, better Progressive Boink this year.

This week, we wrap up our holiday festivities, & Lindy wrote about fucking Xuxa. Shoo-sha, people. Did having a crush on Lindy's post.




Oh man, I hope I got to play a pan flute.
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[Kirbyoto]

Solid, solid update. Awexome. Also I can see more easily because it is daytime.

[Daniel]

[Adam]

Jon:

That was, of all the things you've done, my favorite.
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[B]

Jon, your post is one of my favorites you or we have ever done. There's just something so charming and innocent and weird about the entire thing. I love it as much as I can love something.

Nick's gotten me inserting Ice T into every joke I can.

My favorite lines from Lindy's article:

[nicooole]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Actually, it was his friend who was the Good Burger kid. But Superdude on the SNL lineup isn't much better.

Kickass fuckin update. Jon's was a wonderful, one year in the making exhibition of ridiculous comedy.
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[nicooole]

ohhh.. I thought he was in that movie, but like I said, I havent been into Nick since the Double Dare days. Anyway, this is definitely a great first update of the year.
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[Shamrock]

Wow, best update in a while, way to start of the year.

Definitely one of my favorite Jon articles, a perfect combination of hilarity, with just a touch of ironic detachment. Really great.

Nick, if there was a better wrap up of the year, I haven't seen it. But fuck you, Colbert is funny.

And Lindy, you've opened up a virtually limitless treasure trove of puns that can be made out of the names of South American countries, while at the same time educating me as to who the hell that was in the Black Hole Sun video and Simpsons episode. Kudos.

Although I was hoping for a hottest women list.
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[Mike]

I think the reasoning behind us not doing that this year was that most of the staff members who did it last year didn't want to just list the same women again that they did last year.
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[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

When I was a little kid, I used to watch Xuxa's Brazilian show on TV with Spanish language subtitles. It was fucking awesome. Then, when I was like 11, I went to Argentina, and turned on the hotel TV, and it (I don't know if it was a rerun or not) was on the Brazilian channel.

Damn I love Xuxa. Thanks for reminding me of her!
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[Mando]

Gotta love backseat driver Jesus.

Great articles, fellows.
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[Molly]

Good update, I found something I liked in all 3. Nick's was amusing, and I agreed with all the resolutions in which I knew of the person of which he was talking about and I think I just got lost in that setence. Crap. I mean... yeah, good points all around.

I enjoy the way Lindy teaches us about things we (okay, I) know nothing about...

[Rusty Cooledge]

[K-Funk All-Star]

Great update again this week. Can't pick a favorite, although Jon and Bill's article was hilarious.
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[AtypicalChuck]

Boiskov: I've synchronized my desktop clock with time.gov
Basher Lemming: I synchronized my clock with the sun.
Boiskov: I'll synchronize my fist with your face!
Basher Lemming: Will that be 5 seconds too early too?
Basher Lemming: ooh burrrnnn

Hahahahahaha

[AtypicalChuck]

Aside from the obligatory quote I really liked this article because it was a stark contrast of misery and faith; and to think all those bad things could have been avoided if only we all prayed that much harder.

Or as David Cross said, "Well first you'd have to pray harder than the people who were praying for the hurricane to wipe out the black people. Way to not pick up the slack guys!"

He didn't say exactly that but enough of that for me to call it that.

[SundownMotel]

Jon and Bill's article was astounding. I expect no less from those two jokesters. Kudos.
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