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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2025 2:21 pm    Post subject: The Unstoppable Force meets The Immovable Object Reply with quote

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Rock Band 311, Stapp Fight in Baltimore
By STEPHEN MANNING, Associated Press Writer
Thu Dec 1, 5:36 PM

BALTIMORE - Former Creed lead singer Scott Stapp and members of the band 311 were involved in a fight on Thanksgiving in the lounge of a luxury hotel, according to hotel security staff and 311 members.

311 were in Baltimore for a weekend concert when several members ran into Stapp earlier that day, band drummer Chad Sexton told The Associated Press. Both Stapp and 311 have the same producer, and Sexton said there were no problems during the first meeting.

But Stapp later came into the Harbor Court Hotel bar while Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, "311, I am ready to fight," according to Sexton.

Sexton said the band tried to defuse the situation, and Stapp went to the bar to drink. Later, he made "inappropriate" comments to Martinez's wife, and was confrontational with Sexton.

"All of a sudden, he clocked me in the left side of my face," Sexton said. "Then a huge fight broke out."

During the melee, Martinez broke a finger and later went to the hospital to have a cast put on his hand. Security guards eventually broke up the brawl. Police were called, but no arrests were made, according to hotel security.

"It was an unfortunate incident," Sexton said. "We are not brawlers."

Beth Keifetz, vice president of publicity at Stapp's label, Wind-up Records, wouldn't comment on the reports of a fight.

But Jonathan Jordan, director of security at the hotel, said the incident was captured on security cameras. He said Stapp was "attacked" by several members of 311 and that it took two security guards to break up the fight.

"It was definitely started by 311," Jordan said.

Officer Troy Harris, spokesman for the Baltimore Police, said the department didn't have any record of officers responding to the hotel.

Stapp, who won a Grammy Award with Creed in 2000 for the song "With Arms Wide Open," has launched a solo career. He recently released his debut album, "The Great Divide."

311 has released more than a dozen albums since forming in 1988. The band's hit songs include the chart-topping "Down."


And Stapp moves on to face Crazy Town in the finals.

I love that 311's hit songs "include" Down.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2025 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

B, maybe you should give 311 credit. They also came out with that song "Amber", which was a really great song!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2025 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I move that the description for the music forum be changed to, "311, I am ready to fight."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2025 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Done.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2025 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That doesn't sound very Christly! I don't think Scott Stapp is as good a messiah as many Creed fans hope he would be!

That's why you need to vote. You need to vote Ross Perot as Savior of Humanity for the year 3000.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/370687p-315063c.html


He also showed up trashed that week to the taping of some show... he called Howard Stern's girlfriend a bimbo and made comments about the size of Dave Grohl's penis... (I'm not sure how he knows the size of Dave Grohl's manhood)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, 311's my favorite band. I think this is too funny, hearing both sides of the story. I heard that Scott Stapp sucker-punched Chad Sexton after making the comments to SA's wife. I'm sorry, but if someone sucker-punched me, I'd start brawling too. I don't believe that 311 just started fighting out of nowhere, they're a peaceful group.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah like creed was not enough, now he is going on a violent rampage. i don't share the hatred for 311 though. i like the song "don't stay home this time" in particular
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't believe that 311 just started fighting out of nowhere, they're a peaceful group.


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I'm on mushrooms!"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all bastards. But at least 311 made some alright music. "Rub-A-Dub" always makes me have an internal giggle fit.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if Scott Stapp threatens like he sings.

"Tha-ra-hee won-ah won-ah, Iyuuh aaayum re-heady ta FIIIIIIIGHT"

"FAW THA LAAAAAAAAAWD"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, is he calling a directory or calling out Three-Eleven?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tha-ree-HYUN-dred-an'-ELEVEEEEYUN
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2025 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

French mayonnaise. That's great. I wish there was a picture of him sucker-punching someone though. That would make my day.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2025 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2025 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the hell is wrong with scott stapp

Genius.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2025 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sound made when the two bands fought must have been the worst thing ever.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2025 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

"How tall is Scott Stapp?"
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