12/13 An update? You're kidding!

[Lindy]

do you realize we updated

This week brings us three new articles about a movie about disease, gay men in dresses and screaming children.

Emily continues with part two of her very funny review of Stephen King's "The Stand" which I'm sure I'll be complaining about how part three is not written yet because I'm excited to see it.

B and Justin have surprised us with an early Christmas Treat! Nothing says Christmas than a mall Santa and a crying child. hey did you know that santas are perverts they are like michael jackson who is a white woman

And finally, I've put up my fourth article about something I probably know too much about: Drag Queens!

So read, enjoy, comment and get yerself ready for the upcoming holidays. Make sure your trees are trimmed and your driedels are dried because we have a special surprise for next week!
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[SundownMotel]

Yay yay yay.

/rushes off to begin reading.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[endlessmike]

i am enjoying this week's updates quite a bit!

[Mike]

We seriously need to find a version of that Pac-man hat that'll fit B now.

Also,

[SundownMotel]

Lindy's article was seriously awesome. I used to work with a woman who looked like an uglier, scarier version of the lady whose hair looks like it's made out of fiber optics. It was at the Olive Garden. Also, Lindy stole my Aslan joke, but I'll forgive her because she's the most awesomest and because Lindy=Best!!11 wait that is not accurate

I was reading B and Justin's article and starting laughing so hard at the combination of "Meet me in Montauk" and "Disney's the Kid," that I had tears running down my face and my lips were clenched and quivering, and I had a sound emanating from me that sounded like Ernie having an asthma attack. So since I'm at work, I'll have to come back to that one later, once I've had a chance to settle myself. More thoughts on this and Emily's article to follow.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[mreow]

heh!

[Mike Marksman]

Well, there goes studying for finals. Although I put off reading this week's update in public places, as to avoid questions as to why I was looking at pictures of drag queens or scared children, all of the articles were what I would consider "non-stop laugh riots." It seemed that every few lines put a sparkle in my eye as I got a joke referencing something, even though I probably missed more than I got. Thanks for making the semester-end drudgeries of college tolerable with another good update.

Also, I don't know if this is the right place to write this, but I still laugh at "Progressive Boink: The Free Encyclopedia".

[Mike]

Good to see someone caught that.
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[Kirbyoto]

Especially with that whole "Wikipedia taking your article off the site" thing.

You should host it on P-Boi. That'd learn 'em.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN?????

[Josh]

I thought it was funny too. Pay attention to meeee.

Every one of those Mall Santas were funny but my favorite was with the kid wearing the FBI shirt. He totally has the face and hair of a federal agent.
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Jon and Justin are smooth criminals and you have been struck by them

[William]

TELL HIM WHERE THE GIFTS ARE OR I SWEAR TO GOD HE WILL KILL YOU
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Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

[Molly]

The devil Santa pic -- I've seen that one before, but I'd never noticed the horns. So when you pointed them out... omg. I know the kids in many of the pictures look petrified, but that little boy and girl in that one make me laugh the hardest. And then to see the horns... crap... I laughed for a solid minute and injured something internally.

[SundownMotel]

Meet me in Montauk.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[danielle-ish]

whoa, acid freakoooout!

Funny funny things all around.
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NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!

[Rogue]

Kabuki Claus just plain freaked me out. Even more than the drag queens did. And I'm including the first dragster that looks like me in a wig plus about 30 pounds.

[Kirbyoto]

[Bismark]

[K-Funk All-Star]

Great update all around this week. I especially loved Lindy's article this week.

I was just in Cleveland like two weeks ago, for my little brother's graduation from Ohio Technical College, and I SWEAR I saw the fiber optic-haired lady at the Slovenian restaurant where the grad ceremony was.
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[Lindy]

Out of curiousity, which restaurant?

A lot of the ladies here tend to look like men. I've found that in my travels throughout the US that Cleveland is one of the ugliest of the major cities.
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[DGMacphee]

Fuckin' eBaum.
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A suitable ending, I think!