RAW is YOUR NEW GENERAL MANAGER for 12/12/05.

[Jim]

Holy shit. "Smoking the pot." Striker is my new favorite wrestler.
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[B]

"You people are not born from love." heart heart

Yeah, "smoking the pot" made me laugh out loud.
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[B]

CHRIS HARVARD


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[Jim]

I've gotta quote you from last week.

[B]

Transcript from that last match:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


AAAAAAAAAH



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


AH
AAAAAH
AAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[Jim]

I think Victoria just died. The death certificate shall read "Cause of death: DDT."
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[Justin]

Styles is really bad at timing commercial breaks.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[B]

Betrayed by the Gods, he seeks revenge!



AAAAAAAARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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[Justin]

Come on Boston. You're supposed to be a smart crowd. You gave Benoit a standing O. Don't let me down, boys.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

I have to question the logistics of this match. If it's a "You Can See Me" match, shouldn't Daivari be the one in the hood?
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[Justin]

I know I'm watching main-event WWE wrestling and all, but even I'm to the point where I can't help but point out how so retarded this match is.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[B]

That was a pretty great "I CAN'T WATCH YOU" match.


NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

yeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHSHRIEEEEKKK
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[wee bull]

A bag.

A fucking bag.

On his head.


Words fail me.

Oh, and what does Tajiri get in his last ever RAW? That's right kids, two whole pictures on the website! Yay!

[Rusty Cooledge]

I marked out for Harvard. I always genuinely enjoyed him, figures he'd be the one to get concussions in spades.
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[SundownMotel]

I, too, was excited to see Nowinski. Very excited. Stupid WWE always getting my hopes up. And whither Maria?
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Jim]

I believe you'll have to check out the Unlimited clips to see Maria.
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[dlomyhero]

The crowd didn't pop when they saw Nowinski and that made me sad.

This is the second straight year they've had qualifying matches for the Elimination Chamber. Last year, whoever won their match the fastest got to be the 6th man in. And that was Benoit, I believe, who beat...Viscera. Viscera knows his role and, on occasion, shuts his mouth.

Striker was gold with "smoking the pot."

And Styles does have to improve his commercials timing. If it was ECW, his timing would be perfect, but they're so used to the way JR would go to commercials after a decade, they have yet to mesh.

Mickie James

And it's a shame you knew HHH would lose from the HBK/Big Show match earlier in the night. I guess it's Show/HHH at NYR/Royal Rumble. Also, it looked like HBK injured his wrist/arm from the chairshot. He sold it like that, instead of acting like he got hit in the head.

Oh, and where does this leave Shelton for the PPV? Against Flair for the IC title? Against Murdoch for a #1 contenders spot for the IC title?

And finally, Tajiri's last night gets two pictures on WWE.com, looking wistfully at an empty arena.



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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rogue]

I hope my last day on the job is that easy. No clients, no paperwork, just staring at a deserted office while some guy from the local art school takes my black and white picture.

And as far as the GM job goes, it's Vince for now? Bleh, they better find someone more of a surprise, and soon. Since we can usually rule out anybody who's been mentioned on TV, I'll jump onto the Hitman bandwagon. Nowinski would've been a fine chocie, but since nobody in that damn audience seemed to remember him, then it's a moot point. sadness.

[B]

Or as the Coach said, a "mute point," since he is paid to speak for a living.
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[Jordo]

I really hope they don't go with Dusty. I know probably don't count since I didn't become a wrestling fan until 1999, but seriously, fuck all these "legends" popping up in WWE and TNA. I can't speak for the long-term fans, but personally, I don't give a shit about Larry Lbyszko, Bullet Bob, or The American Dream. Unless they have a suitable replacement (which it looks like they don't), I'd have just kept Bischoff. He was good in his role for the past few years. If I had to book it, I'd go with Chris Jericho. Realistically, Shane-O is my pick.