RAW is YOUR NEW GENERAL MANAGER for 12/12/05.

[Jim]

Taking all bets, folks. Who's it gonna be? Let's watch, shall we...
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[B]

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[dlomyhero]

Edit: Don't forget, tonight is Tajiri's last night!

And what happened to his mic?
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Sgt_Pompous]

It's McFuckinMahon time!
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The bucks flock here

[dlomyhero]

Wasn't the lack of a bait-and-switch of firing the GM the oddity that happened? Wouldn't a bait-and-switch be expected by now?
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Jim]

I love Kurt's little black booties. Them things are kickass.
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[Sgt_Pompous]

Afghanistan Raw Afghanistan from Afghanistan I Afghanistan in Raw Afghanistan!
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The bucks flock here

[Jim]

Even after this, Cena is still gonna get booed.

Edit: Oh shit, the system has become self aware! We're all gonna die!
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[B]

You know, I've never been one for jingoism, but the slap to Davari is the first man-sized thing John Cena has ever done. I'd be able to handle the guy if he stiffed the shit out of people instead of doing a jumping sideways sit-out hiptoss into the shoe-pump.
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[SundownMotel]

B, that picture of Stephanie is hot as shit. Did you know that my first completed screenplay was called "Bill & Stephanie"? Sadly, it is not a WWE fan fiction piece. I should write one of those, though.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[B]

Haha, I would pay $30 to hear Shelton say "swurta GOD" again on PPV.
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[Jim]

I was thinking the same thing. That's as "black" as Shelton has ever sounded.
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[Sgt_Pompous]

OMFG a Boston crab in Boston what a coincidence!
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The bucks flock here

[Jim]

Fucking Murdoch. He had the chance to say "I'm yuh huckleberry" and he went and fucked it up.
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[B]

Shelton should've realized that the apple spit only works on people who don't want to be cool. Carlito's last name is "Cool," and he is constantly judging things by how cool or uncool they are. He should consider WATCHING WRESTLING.


Next point: Give Trevor Murdoch an old school finisher like a slingshot suplex, and he will be over forever.


Further point: Let Trevor Murdoch slingshot suplex Candice immediately.
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[B]

Oh my God, Big Show just did the world's slowest AJPW sell of the Sweet Chin Music.
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[Rusty Cooledge]

Scott Stapp everybody.
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[Jim]

Holy Christ. Big Vis in a qualifying match? Oh, whoever shall win this one?
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[SundownMotel]

more like scott crap am I right
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[B]

Poor Granpappy



edit: "Wha wha What?" Hahaha I love her.
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