Raw is 100% Hemme-free for 12/5/05

[Sgt_Pompous]

[Jim]

You know what I could really do without? Carlito wrestling. He should just stay on the mic, because he's dull as dishwater in the ring. Just swap him with Daivari. He can be Angle's mouthpiece while Daivari wrestles.

Shelton heel turning approaching.
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[Sgt_Pompous]

Das cool.
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The bucks flock here

[SundownMotel]

Never would I deny a Muppet Christmas Carol lover his just desserts. Bravo, my friend.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[cxc]

Hey, didn't they already try this angle once-- with Shawn Michaels and (the floundering character) Jeff Hardy?

[Justin]

They've got me working Monday nights now

That HHH/Vince segment was hilarious. You just know how angry HHH calling himself the company's "#1 guy" made all the smarks.

That and the stare-down between HHH and Stephanie was about ten seconds too long.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

Ugh. I get the distinct feeling that we're sticking with Bish.

Edit: Double ugh.
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[Sgt_Pompous]

[Jim]

I stand corrected.
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[Justin]

Next week they'll cut to a junkyard where a single hand is shown rising from the debris, ushering in the coming of Super Bischoff.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[dlomyhero]

I was offered a ticket to the Eagles game tonight for $80. It snowed and temperatures were max 30 degrees.

It's 42-0 with 3:30 left in the 3rd quarter.

I'm glad I stayed home.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[SundownMotel]

I finally watched last night's RAW when I got home from work, and holy crap I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a wrestling show in my life than I did at Mick eating his moon pie after the Boogeyman did...whatever. I just busted up, rewound it like four times, and died laughing every time. I'm laughing just thinking about it. I implore someone to put up an animated .gif or to host a .wmv of that entire segment. I'll be your best friend.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[dlomyhero]

http://rapidshare.de/files/8746114/Trial_Boogyman.mpg.html
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Ragingape]

Thank you.

[B]

While we're getting trial stuff, any chance of getting that clip of Maria?
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[SundownMotel]

Since I don't really want to make a new thread about something that is sure to piss some people off, check out this pic from wwe.com earlier today. Didn't take long to start pissing all over his grave.


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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Sgt_Pompous]

Dlo, you really are my hero.

Thank you.

Also, Vince may die now so I can make money off of his death. Save now or YER FIRED!!!!!!!!!
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The bucks flock here

[Rusty Cooledge]

That's about as disgusting as it gets.
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[Jim]

I definitely can't defend Vince on this one.
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[Justin]

I'd be lying if I said that didn't make me laugh. We're all going to keep watching the product anyway, so there's no point in holding a grudge against a guy we already know is the biggest douche in the universe.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]