11/29 They Updated!

[B]

You know, I was supposed to post this week. I even promised Justin I would. So Justin, you have the right to exercise extreme prejudice. I'll be back strong next week. WHEN I MAKE NICK SUB FOR ME YOINK

But seriously, it's another great week from PERSONAL ADVERTISING. And surprisingly enough no sentences are followed immediately by caps lock sentences to act as a textual cowbell and make you know we're kidding!

New stuff from Bill and Lindy, which are four of the best words in the English language. I am of course leaving out "from." Jon and Justin are as always somehow managing to keep me laughing at the Hangin' Out Gang. You talented motherfuckers. I will end you! Kiss my Converse!

Enjoy this week's update and get ready for next week, where we whip out not one but TWO surprises. Somewhere Greg is already sifting through our URLs. But trust me, they're both very, very cool.

READ~!
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[Poseph]

Okay. So i've only just started in on the first part of the update. In fact I got through the introduction and read Santa's first sentence, which caused me to laugh uproariously and nearly choke to death on the popcorn I was eating at the same time.

So once again, you've nearly funnied me to death.
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There is love inside my heart to show you i'm not numb.

[Jim]

Ok, so I'd be lying if I didn't say that I started with Bill's article. How could I not? It's fucking Bill. And of course, I was guffawing and chortling like a simpleton at basically every description. I'm not gonna run through all the quotes or anything. It was just super funny. Bill is the keeper of the funny. Period.

Lindy. I really dug the article. I'm always a fan of the introspective pieces, because I like getting a window into the juicy, delicious, chess club brains of the P-boi staff. Also, Gamera and Rodan showing up in any capacity in one's life would be boss as can be.

And that brings us to THOG. I was chugging along, chuckling at the little things (like the 8 Player Folding "WAR" Table) and just enjoying it as usual. And then I hit the last frame and just about shit my pants. I can't remember the last time I laughed so loudly.

I love youz guys.
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[Mike]

You guys killed Po you motherfuckers.


I love this week so hord.
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[Randy]

The epilogue doesn't show up as the default Dugout on wordupthome.com
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[B]

It isn't supposed to.
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[Randy]

Well then good show.

PS Lindy for prez and i heart santa.
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[Molly]

This update was phenomenal.

Bill's made me laugh and laugh and laugh and I haven't laughed that hard since... well, Bill's last article. Thanks, Bill.

Lindy's was great, read that first and then I was going to come on here and sing her praises immediately but I got distracted by Santa, but it still holds true; Lindy, that rates up at the top of the... well, something. This was one of my favorite introspective pieces on this entire site. Well, it and about 9 others... but I can have lots of favorites, can I not? Seriously, the writing, 3 cheers for you. I demand more Lindy articles!

[SpyderCed]

I thoroughly enjoyed both articles. Bill's was just rapid-fire, especially the bit about the kneeling Santa. It's made my day.

Lindy's, I take my hat off to. Introspective peices like that are always interesting to read. I half-expected a reference to Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" to pop up
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[SundownMotel]

My browser here at work is not showing any of the updates, but my browser at home is. What gives? Help me, techies! Without your assistance, I will be forced to actually work at work. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. Oops. I mean, that is unacceptable with no caps.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[pholby]

Try hitting refresh.

[SundownMotel]

I've done that numerous times. I also tried deleting my cookies. Delicious, delicious cookies. Nothing works, and now I'm hungry.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Alexandre]

I pretty much enjoyed everything this week.
Was that really Lindy's second-ever solo article? Amazing. How awesome of her.
Working at a toy store, I've seen all of the toys from Bill's list. You can also buy a plastic ramp for the Flywheels. It costs like six bucks and is a triangular piece of plastic.
I loved the crap out of THOG as always. The Tic Tac Toe and last panel were my personal highlights.
I found a mistake in the Dugout! In the conclusion John Smoltz has Kyle Farnsworth's screen name.
Fantastic update all around!

[Poseph]

[Daniel]

ouch my collarbone!!
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them's jokes, boy

[Kyle]

Kayleigh's collarbone, more like it! Y'all little faces turnin red
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WHEN THE AFRICAN LION ATTACKS

[endlessmike]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Bill once again flips fools like them clam shell cellular phones.

Fucking hilarious article. The imagery of a mother and father waking up Christmas morning, seeing a turd under the tree and no TV, and knowing instantly what happened sent me into laughing seizures.

Lindy's article was really good. It's nice to see a womens perspective on losing her virginity that isn't all OMG SO SPECIAL not to mention the fact this anecdote was somehow tied into an article about fucking Godzilla.

And my favorite Hanging Out Gang special to date had me laughing all the way through. Thomas Haden Church at the "All-In".

It just infuriates me my friends will never be able to enjoy it as I do, no matter how much I show it to them and fail miserabley to explain why it's funny.
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[Bismark]

Really super update all-around. I'm including the latest Dugout in this because I just got around to reading most of the saga today. It could be one of the funniest things I've ever read here, which already makes it one of the funniest things that I've ever read anywhere at any time. In the planet.

Lindy's article was amazingly good. It was a perfect contrast to the seizure I went into after reading "holy cricketdicks."
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[Kirbyoto]

The defining moment for Bill's was