Raw is Kahili Angle for 11/28/05

[Justin]

Hear that Bischoff? Angle's comin' to GETCHA!!!
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Bischoff can run, but he can't hide.

Joey adds a lot of credibility to the announcing team, like how he called Shawn's leg giving out. He even made King step his game up I think. Coach meanwhile, well, is Coach.
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[Justin]

MARIA
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Rusty Cooledge]

No one in the crowd even began to react to this segment.

I'm gonna bet my life savings that Cena comes out and saves the day, thus ruining Bischoff's "goal".
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[Jim]

Damnit. Could we please get Shelton down there to save Maria instead of Cena?
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[Justin]

I can't wait for the PPV blowoff match between Daivari and Chad Patton. Can you smell the buyrates?
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Justin]

Hahahahaha. I love how Masters still has the Masterlock on while Bischoff's cutting his promo.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Well, I just made $6000 dollars.

Sign of the night: "Cuck Fena"

I'm kinda conflicted. Earlier today I wanted to predict Cena losing the title to Angle tonight so that he didn't lose it at a high profile, interpromotional PPV but I decided against it. Now it seems like it could happen more than ever but I'm gonna stick with Cena for some odd reason or another pulling it out.

Styles: Angle has the Ankle Lock, Masters has the Master Lock...?

Coach: And Cena has the Five Knuckle Shuffle!

The imagery of someone tapping out to a fist drop made me chortle a bit.

EDIT: Coach: It's ridiculous and... it's gonna be great.
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[dlomyhero]

My prediction: [spoiler:290164abb6]Masters is in the match so he can tap to the ankle lock by Cena.[/spoiler:290164abb6]
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Justin]

To which hold will Cena make Masters tap out?

[ ] head lock
[ ] arm bar
[ ] bear hug

This is going to be awesome. I'll take a train to Stanford CT and fellate VKM in his office if they swerve us all and have Masters win the belt.

Oh and this

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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[dlomyhero]

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Justin]

Hahaha. They way they cut Coach off was pretty fu-
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Haha they totally cut off Coach.

Edit: fuck bea-
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[dlomyhero]

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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rusty Cooledge]

Big Show showed some good intensity in that segment. I really enjoyed their interaction.

I've always been a Big Show fan and felt he was under utilized. Not to mention it's nice to see a (relatively) new pairing between 2 of the bigger names for once.
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[dlomyhero]

huge cena sucks chant!
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Justin]

I love how shocked they are that Cena, a wrestler, knows how to do a common wrestling move.

Cena looked like he was going to cry from all the booing.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

I wanna know why Cena didn't use the Boston Crab (or at least half Boston). I guess they were trying to prove to us that Cena is a submissions master because he knows the STF.
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[RobotConspiracy]

[Kirbyoto]

Haha, look at his expression. Like, "HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" combined with getting tasered or something.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN?????