Raw is Kahili Angle for 11/28/05

[Sgt_Pompous]

[SundownMotel]

Pompous cannot WAIT for RAW tonight. I guess this thread will be the two and a half hour pregame show?
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Sgt_Pompous]

I'll play the role of Terry Bradshaw for the pre-game show.

nahnahnahnah Triple H, this is a guy who talks a lot AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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[SundownMotel]

I'll be whatever recently-retired rusher they have for "color" (more like "colored", am I right?) this season.

mumblemumble YA BOY mumblemumblemumble *high pitched laugh* mumbletonmcmumblesfield KNAAAAAMEAN?
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Sgt_Pompous]

YA BOY are you tryin to be some kindah Flahvah Flahv AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH bald
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[SundownMotel]

I believe you may be confusing "YA BOY" (as in "holler at") with "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH, BOYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE."









KNAAAMEAN?
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Sgt_Pompous]

Im gunna holla if Frank Caliendo doesnt stop calling me bald
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[pholby]

Can we stop this? There's a lot of time before RAW starts, and there are probably better ways to spend it than a lot of capital letters regarding football pregame shows.

[Justin]

So we've got the rematch nobody's been wanting to see in HBK/Carlito. What's the over/under on Carlito getting to use his finisher (assuming he's got one anyway)?

The only way for Edge's talk show to work would be if he conducted steroid testing in the middle of this very ring. It cracks me up when I think about Edge slagging on MLB for steroid abuse when WWE superstars have only been "clean" for a week or so due to some vague program nobody knows much about.

Cena needs to be ended. I'm as big a fan of the belt as anyone (its spinnin' nigga its spinnin') but four refs is just ridiculous. I was just waiting for Chuck Norris to come out and make the save, but wait, he isn't the Undertaker.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

If Kurt doesn't come out in the ghudra tonight, I'm gonna be pissed. Either that, or after Vince's attempt at false hipness last night (calling Cena his "nigga"), Kurt should come out in black face (striking up a real feud with Shelton). He's the only person with the oblivious innocence to pull it off. Then again, it would sorta detract from the monster heel gimmick. However, considering the amount of cheers he got last night, it's gonna be tough to keep that up anyhow.
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[Justin]

Yeah, but I think that's in direct correlation with the amount of boos Cena was getting. If they'd put Angle up against a face people actually like (which on Raw means either HBK or... well, that's about it) he'd be getting crazy heat.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

Yeah, that's probably true. Which brings me to this:

[SundownMotel]

1) I really wish someone in WWE would use the Golden Gate Swing. It's a really awesome move that is every bit as credible as any other WWE finisher, and I've never seen it used there.

2) You know who really pisses me off? That new referee with the big arms. He doesn't look like a ref is supposed to look, and it's just distracting. If you're going to be a muscular ref, you have to be in REALLY good shape. Look at Daivari. He looks good in the shirt, but he's a wrestler who is acting as a ref. This new dude looks like a fat, roided up Danny Davis. Or like someone crossed the Brooklyn Brawler with Paul Roma.

3) Holy crap, was Survivor Series last night? I guess I've been too busy spending money on ROH DVDs, but it's getting very close to the point where WWE is really going to have to do something to make me care.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Jim]

Shane-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[Rusty Cooledge]

"Then you got WCW for a couple months and burned that place to the ground."

I couldn't help but laugh at that one. It's only a matter of time before Eric Bischoff's time at WCW is referred to as one day where Vince McMahon beat the shit out of him and won the whole place.

EDIT: Saw Shane-O Mac coming from a mile away. Oh well. It's not like he'll get the GM position anyway.
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[Justin]

I'm so confused. Three weeks ago Vince was firing the handicapped and pulling shit out of a stunt-ass. Now he's a face again?

Man, they're having a lot of tech problems tonight.

*edit*
It isn't exclusive to online if you're playing it on TV, Joey.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[dlomyhero]

Carlito did a Roll-the-Dice to Rey on Smackdown. I still take the under.

What's the over/under on Vinnie Mac dropping the n-word again tonight?

Also,


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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Justin]

Dlo, can you make a gif of Shane and Vince dancing? That was hilarious.

Does Joey Styles kind of sound like Mr. Garrison to anyone else?
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Sgt_Pompous]

I missed the first half hour. Anything important happen?

By the way, MNF update: Colts 7 Steelers 0
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[Justin]

That ending was fucking bullshit. Carlito's all looking out for the ref's well being and Michaels cheap shots him in the face? Fucking bullshit.

Carlito needs to beat the hell out of him right now as retribution.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]