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Daniel
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2025 4:40 am    Post subject: Takin u on n emotional journey of love,life n pain Reply with quote

Fuckin' Donkey Lips.

I was the joke(uh huh)in every book
Even the ugly girls wouldnt take a second look
I couldnt be me so i had to be fake
I was him the fat kid that loves cake


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2025 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Justin
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2025 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Son of a bitch. Kyle and I have a long-standing rivalry with Mr. Bower and any self- empowerment he's getting out of this needs to be mocked to its fullest potental.
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TLA
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2025 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the perfectly groomed mustachio is a noble use of time!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2025 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you said DonkeyLips, I thought that the kid from Salute Your Shorts had suddenly become a rapper
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Mike
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2025 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That IS him, guy.
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SundownMotel
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2025 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I choose to fall on the side of not believing it.
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Logan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2025 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It sounds just like him in the songs.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2025 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would he give up on a stellar career of taking bit parts in movies such as "Dude, Where's My Car?" which would cause me to blurt out, "Hey, that's Donkey Lips!" and other such exclamations.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2025 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Child stars are car-azy like that.

Now Neil Patrick Harris's cameo in Harold and Kumar? Classic gold.
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Kyle
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2025 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hgdgfsdyxhvhdjiodry67e45erup;;l
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2025 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2025 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm leaning towards thinking it's definitely him. He obviously has no shame whatsoever.
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Mugsy
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2025 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How in the HELL did you find that???
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SundownMotel
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2025 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would you have a long-standing rivalry with Donkey Lips?

Oh, and if he ever gets around to putting out his debut album, I demand that it be titled Motherfuckin' Donkey Lips, Bitch. MDLB will sell a million copies. And by a million copies, I mean three copies.
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Daniel
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2025 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boy what you talkin
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2025 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His earrings are fucking blingin'.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2025 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has a shiny chin.
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SundownMotel
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2025 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His chin shines with the juices of a thousand turkey legs. If you read comic strips, you will know that fat people subsist on a diet of giant drumsticks and entire hams.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2025 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's that necklace that makes his presence so well-known. And the popped collar.
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