11/22 We updated! 360

[B]

Thanks, everybody. Like I said in the "what are you thankful for" thread, the Dugout is my favorite thing I've ever done online. It's just a pure joy and I love knowing that you guys like it. That being said,


http://wordupthome.com/

Part five 5 now available.
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[idsunki]

I'm thankful for Kyle Farnsworth and Japan.
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Never let scoundrels dictate the terms of honor to you. They'll always use it to manipulate good men into doing stupid things.

[Paul_Kersey]

I always look forward to Dugout updates, but especially the special events. I love it.

I'm glad Hyspace was updated too. Best idea ever.

[Sino]

Thank you for this one, I cracked up big time.
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[SundownMotel]

Everything that comes out of Farnsy's mouth is GOLD.

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you should read it i pattern my life after the teachings of deaths head

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: now if you will stand aside i have to shoulderblock this spear chucker

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rattle me bones why am i even talking to you

and other jokes by Kyle Farnsworth.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Lindy]

Farnsworth referring to a harajuku girl as a spear chucker is the funniest thing in that dugout.
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shrieking raccoon on a jetpack

[Neil]

AHHHHHH, these Dugouts are amazing.

Also, Justin, I really enjoyed your article. Please write more stuff. Thanks

love neil
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules

[Daniel]

Now, I'm not a fan of baseball or anything, but pretty much everything said in these new Dugouts has had me laughing a ridiculous amount.
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them's jokes, boy

[B]

I really love this feedback, gents, keep it coming. I'm having too much fun with this. And I think I finally reached enlightenment with the Farnsworth voice.

http://wordupthome.com/

Part 6 is now available.
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[Neil]

I really didn't like Kyle (Farnsworth!!) too much before this series, but now I've got a new appreciation for him, and he's vaulted to one of my favorites.

This thing just keeps getting better.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait im sorry i made almost 2 million dollars last year to throw 20 fastballs every three or four days haha sorry jackalope capitalism rules

[joshua]

I couldn't agree more.
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[B]

While we're all in the feedback thread I just wanted to say that this is without a doubt my favorite post Justin has ever done. I love it, and not just because I badgered him to finish it.

Some of my favorite lines:

[Justin]

[B]

http://wordupthome.com/

Part 7 is now available.
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[DGMacphee]

Priceless.
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A suitable ending, I think!

[SundownMotel]

"balls-out jeet kune do"

Never stop fucking me. I mean writing episodes of the Dugout.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Josh]

I like how the whole chatroom or reality idea doesn't confuse me at all and the story continues on smoothly. Nice work.
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Jon and Justin are smooth criminals and you have been struck by them

[Paul_Kersey]

"sorry fernando i dont got time for your mania"

It just gets funnier and funnier. I was going through the Dugout archives because I missed a whole lot of them from early on and it's great to see how it's improved over time. Fantastic.

[B]

http://wordupthome.com/

Part 8 is now available.

(thank you guys for your continued support here, knowing what you liked the most helps me know how to make little ASCII men have a lollercaust.)

(edit: fuck beaten)
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[Lindy]

I've already said it so much, but this is my favorite dugout event ever. I was so excited to see Hamid make an appearance.
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