Top five wrestler entrance themes?

[SundownMotel]

Not really sure if this should go in the Sports section or this one, so I expect the staff to move it at some point.

So I bought the Bret Hart DVD and was reminded how much I absolutely LOVE his old WWF theme, with the feedback at the beginning as though a ninja was wailing on it REALLY REALLY HARD. Anyone else miss the old themes? I've also always loved the old Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, and rarely a day goes by that I don't sing the bass line in my head, like so: "Biddle-a-dit-dit-diddle-a-dow-a DOW dit-dit dow DOW, dit, dadat dow da dit DOW *CHING*," et cetera.

Here's my list:

1. CM Punk, "Miseria Cantare"
2. Bret Hart's WWF theme
3. Owen Hart's "Enough Is Enough, and It's Time For A Change" theme
4. Christian's "CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!"
5. Kurt Angle

Honorable Mentions (more like Ring of Honorable mentions, am I right?): Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Dusty Rhodes "American Dream" (with gratuitous use of cowbell throughout), Brutus "The Barber", Christopher Daniels "Disposable Teens".
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[Justin]

MONEH MONEH MONEH MONEH MONEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!
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[White Panther]

bill can attest to my lack of knowledge when it comes to wrestling. so i'm going with the only one i know... oddities. come and be down with the clown. the big oddity freak shows in town.
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[B]

[SundownMotel]

Fun fact: whenever certain of my friends (most notably the ones I went to college with) see me, they will inevitably break into a rendition of, "WEEEEEELLLLLLLL....well, it's the BIG SHOWWWWW!" Because I look like the Big Show. So I shaved my head. Then Kurt Angle shaved the Big Show's head. Then I grew my hair back. Now the Big Show has hair. WELL PLAYED, BIG SHOW.
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[SpyderCed]

1. Road Warriors/Legion of Doom WWE entrance (something about Road Warrior Hawk's ghostly "Ohhh what a rush" that gets me when it hits the speakers)
2. Hulk Hogan's "Real American"
3. The Undertaker's theme (I have no idea what the name is, but I think it might be AC/DC's "Hells Bells")
4. Mick Foley's Mankind theme
5. Vince McMahon's "No Chance in Hell".

Honorable Mention: Stacy Keibler's "She Got Legs" by ZZ Top.
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[Frank Stallone]

[Jim]

1. The Undertaker - Graveyard Symphony
2. Hollywood Hogan - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
3. Mankind/Mick Foley - Wreck
4. Kurt Angle - Medal
5. CM Punk - Miseria Cantare... Even though I very much dislike AFI, I can't deny how well the theme works.
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[DarkSka1]

Hmm, I do lack as much knowledge on this subject more then I should, but I'll give it a try.

1. The Undertaker - Graveyard Symphony
2. Shawn Michaels - Sexy Boy
3. John Cena - The Champ is Here
4. Triple H - Time to play the Game
5. Kurt Angle - Medal

I have always wondered how come the Undertaker went..all 'biker' on us...when he used to be the one that would strike fear into us and make us think that that was who was going to come to our house and kill us and eat our parents...where did he go?


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Example: Samus Aran: "All right I'm fully charged and I'm ready to kick some Breakfast Serious ass!"
:She trips over a rock:
:Her powers all fall down a 'conviently placed' sewer drain:
:I die a little on the inside:

[Daniel]

hes the dead man



he died
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them's jokes, boy

[Rusty Cooledge]

Chris Jericho "Break The Walls Down"

Christians Opera theme

Mankinds original theme

D Lo Brown's theme. YOU'RE LOOKIN AT THE REAL DEAL NOW WOOOOOOOOOOO! GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And last but not least, the nWo theme. I can never get that catchy riff out of my head, and the version with Macho Man saying OOHOOHOOHOOHOOH YEAHHHHHH cracks me up every time.
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[Hair LeMair]

[Jim]

No. That was American Badass. Graveyard Symphony is the gongs and the organs. The one that he used in the early to mid 90's.
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[K-Funk All-Star]

I still mark out for the D-Generation X theme. I don't know why either.

I'll think of more later.
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[Alexandre]

Alalayeeyahlayeeeyalayeeeeahh...

If I had the right kind of phone, that would be my ringer in an instant.

[Lindy]

It was B's for a while.
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[Rogue]

Jimmy Rave: March Of The Chariots
Kurt Angle: Medal
Brian Pillman: Psychotic
Christian: At Last
Undertaker: Funeral March (his very first theme, like from 1990 and the like)

[B]

[Rogue]

Oops, wrong name. I have it on the comp at home and everything too. Maybe I should quit my job and work from home so mistakes like this never happen again.

But either way, that has to be the most regal-sounding tune ever. I feel like Caesar whenever I hear it.

[sugarraydodge]

Here are mine.

1. The Rock
2. Kurt Angle
3. Bret Hart
4. Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. Triple H
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