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SpyderCed
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
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Sat Nov 19, 2025 6:50 pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/15/wsanta15.xml&sSheet=/portal/2005/11/15/ixportal.html
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Swiss Santa Clauses have been banned from sitting children on their laps because of the risk that they might be accused of paedophilia. The Society of St Nicholases issued the ruling to its 100 professional members after parents expressed concern about close contact between their children and the men.
"We want to counteract any possible accusations of paedophilia involving our members," the Society of St Nicholas said in a statement. "We regret having to do this, but the public has become very sensitive about child abuse."
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It won't be too much of a stretch to where they'll be telling the kids that Santa is also an escaped convict who goes around chopping people up with an axe.
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Daniel
ELBOW ELBOY HINT AND HINT
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Sat Nov 19, 2025 7:30 pm
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what is the deal with michael jackson is he white or black man or woman.
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DGMacphee
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Sat Nov 19, 2025 9:17 pm
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santa doing the moonwalk Thomas Haden Church
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wacka santa
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DGMacphee
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Sat Nov 19, 2025 9:27 pm
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it doesn't really matter if you're red or white
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Terry Cheesecake
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR
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Sat Nov 19, 2025 9:37 pm
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 Santa.
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Kyle
is style
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| what is the deal with michael jackson is he white or black man or woman. |
classic
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Mike
The king of pop
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thread.
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