I'M SORRY

[Bismark]

But I really look forward to telling you guys about this stuff.

YOU GUYS

C'MON YOU GUYS

http://www.internationalscreenwritingawards.com/2005-final.asp

omg
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[Daygan]

Congratulations, Biz. If the names of the other scripts were any indication of quality, I say you have an excellent chance of winning.
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Don't you know about the new fashion, honey. All you need is looks and a whole lotta money.

[Mike]

I swear to Jesus, if you don't stop apologizing for being proud of your work getting the recognition it deserves I'm going to crumple a diesel truck into a giant wad & slam dunk it into your face.


This is great news, Bis. Of course we want to know about it.
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[More Like]

Bismark, "NOBODY" wants to hear about it.

Unless I'm remembering your real name incorrectly, in which case "ZAK BEDFORD, PUNK DETECTIVE" is on the case.

Edit: I hope you know I'm actually happy for you.
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[Justin]

Hey Bismark, why don't you tell me more about this over a cold frosty be-OH WAIT

[AtypicalChuck]

If your screenplay has a lot of "HEY GUYS COME ON NOW GUYS HEY " then it is a sure fire win.

Congratz my boy.
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[Justin]

Also, a title change never hurt anyone either.,

Reviewer #1: Hmmmm, what's next Johonson?
Reviewer #2: A script by a... Chris Pettizonni entitled "Only Stupid Babies Wouldn't Love This Movie".
Reviewer #1: Woah, wait just a minute. Stupid... babies?
Reviewer #2: Yeah, stupid babies. That's what it says right here where the title should be. Stupid babies.
Reviewer #1: B... but I'm not a stupid baby!
Reviewer #2: I know! Neither am I! I don't want this guy thinking I'm a stupid baby when I'm not even one!
Reviewer #1: Well, that leaves us with only one logical course of action. Get Hollywood on the phone, Johnson! We've found our winner!

*nine months later*

Variety Magazine: "Only Stupid Babies Wouldn't Love This Movie Becomes Highest Grossing Film in Cimenatic History!"

[Bismark]

[Justin]

[Bismark]

Not sure yet. Depends on my friends and a lot of et cetera. What are the dates of it?
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[Justin]

September 17th and 18th.

It'll be funny watching you try and explain how you you know some random 21 year old to all of your friends.

[7th]

[Greg]

If something called Stone Masters got in, Bis is the clear winner here. Congrats, Bis. Happy Birthday!
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-Any Hero, Sand Couches and the Farts of the Future

[AtypicalChuck]

When one of the competiting scripts is titled "FRED AND BETTY" the only visual image I am given is one of a stoneage affair between a man and his best friend's wife.

A page right out of hist-or-y!
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[SuperCurlz]

It says 2005 finals... some of these titles are already movies.


SNOW DAY

THE BLACK KNIGHT

wtf?
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FINALLY

[erica]

!

Congrats, Bis, we're all proud of you.
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the fuck stops here.

[Mando]

Bismark is a good screenwriting ship!


Go Bis!
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[DGMacphee]

I've lost count of how many bags of authentic Columbian blow I was going to send Bismark, but if he keeps getting these wins there are going to be some very happy Columbians in the future.

Congratulations, Bis!

[Rusty Cooledge]

[Kyle]

Fuck Chevy Chase. He's my mortal enemy. Anyway, Congratulation! Though if you don't at least place higher than Santa Technologies, I think you'll find yourself getting used to looking in the window of your house wistfully as I carve the Thanksgiving turkey for your wife and daughter, who will have become mine.
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I mean, Jesus, how do you shop for a dead baby?