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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is sharp, as sharp as knives.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the entertainer, and thusly knows just where he stands: another serenader in another long-haired band.

Today he is our champion, today he won our hearts, but he knows the game and we'll forget his name, he won't be here in another year if he can't stay on the charts.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sings us a song, cause he's the piano man.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

meursault wrote:
this is just as bad as that 'hey jude' thread from the last board. worst-worst material.


Calls you out on thinking that you're being a big shot.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is still rock-and-roll to me.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gets it right the first time, that's the main thing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crashes parties on Friday nights, and apologizes on Saturday. But Sunday night he crashes it up agaaaayyin.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uses the word bitch in a very popular song enjoyed by middle aged wholesome Americans everywhere.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

once attempted suicide by drinking furniture polish.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2025 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does not feel it necessary to expound upon JFK being blown away.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has recently married, re-established his life, & just confirmed that his family is doing quite well.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinks Death Cab For Cutie is a great band name!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you may have misread the title of the thread. We are talking about Billy Joel the piano player.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also, sold out 41 straight at the Spectrum/Corestates Center/First Union Center/Wachovia center!

How'm I doin'?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does your brother demand everything be locked? What a turd.

...moving on...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why does your brother demand everything be locked? What a turd.

...moving on...

was always burning since the world was turning.


i was clearly kidding before, but if this thread was locked & moved to worst-worst before as the 'hey jude' thread, why not again?

i guess that's why i'm not a mod or admin or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you Meursault, for your valuable contributions to this thread!

She hides like a child, but she's always a woman to him.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2025 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want Billy Joel to look, turn to page 8.
If you want Billy Joel to write his book, turn to page 12.
If you want Billy Joel to have his say, turn to page 19.
If you want Billy Joel to draw conclusions, turn to page 28.
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