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Do you have chest hair?
YES I AM ALSO A FAN OF CERAMICS I AM THE ORIGINAL HAIRY POTTER
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No, I've only got a little/none
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kyle wrote:
Why was this all spoilered, by the way? Don't want skimmers stealing your tips and putting them in the New Yorker?


It was spoilered so uptight people wouldnt shit all over the place if they were forced to read it. I guess the black tags didnt really slove the problem I had anticipated.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The day I use a hand mirror to look at my own asshole is the day I no longer have any reason to live.


Yeah, pretty much. Since I would never encourage any person to head in that direction, then I take no responsibility for what they find if they do.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 10:38 am    Post subject: Re: Chest hair? Reply with quote

Millinois Sith wrote:

There are theories out there that relate this to an oversaturation of estrogen in the water supply, caused by the invention of ... *drumroll* ... Birth-control pills.

I'm not sure how valid these claims are though, as the person who told me about them is usually full of shit.

My Psychology teacher once talked about how this estrogen in the water supply due to birth control pills led to a certain population of fish to be unable to reproduce. So I think the story bears some truth, however I don't think that the water we drink is affected by this, since it goes through so many filtration processes and whatnot. And even if it did, if it was enough to make men not grow much hair, then I think there would be other more drastic side-effects as well.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with Mando. Unless there's a Breakfast Serious overabundance of pubes, sack- and ass-shaving seems to be mostly for fans of teatime and the like. But hey...I can see how people get into the habit of hair removal, and can't stop because it becomes more comfortable. (also, personal stubble = torture)

P.S. Sorry if this was a tasteless topic, but I really was curious. The estrogen in the water thing is neat, if questionable.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kyle wrote:
Dollo wrote:
[spoiler:cca8103154]If you're wondering on how to access those hard to see areas (i.e. underneath your nuts, your choda, and your ass) this is my best advice: invest in a decent size hand mirror. Something women use to apply makeup and probably has a diameter of about 5-7 inches. Put that on the floor, squat over said mirror and you'll find that you have a perfect view of what needs to be done.[/spoiler:cca8103154]
The day I use a hand mirror to look at my own asshole is the day I no longer have any reason to live. Why was this all spoilered, by the way? Don't want skimmers stealing your tips and putting them in the New Yorker?

And this is kind of a tasteless topic to begin with, but was
7th wrote:
Indulging in a slice of hair pie went out in the early 80's.
really necessary?



Sorry, I didn't see the PG rating for this thread
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Yeah come on Kyle, really, lighten up dude. Youre so conservative and easily offened it seems.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he has a hair up his ass that needs shaving. Quick, someone get him a mirror.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^WIN
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God bless you, Daniel.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am quite proud of my various body hairs. Arms and legs have done quite a good job with each other, chest hasn't quite caught up with stomach but butt more than makes up for it, and facial hair is catching up to Bill levels fast. At this rate, I might hit Grizzly Adams at all hemispheres in no time

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

7th wrote:
Indulging in a slice of hair pie went out in the early 80's.


way to go
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's actually what I was referencing, I was just too lazy to go find a pic of Booger and risk having it deleted for pic leeching or whatever.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was referencing that extra push of tastelessness in a thread that didn't need it.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're debating tastelessness in a thread about pubic hair?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't about what US Presidents' faces that we've carved our pubes into looking like! It was about grooming and how much people have. I'm sorry, I've just spent a long time trying to avoid hearing "hair pie" used as a euphamism for a vagina, and you've ruined a pretty good streak.

I hope you're fucking pleased.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not a term for vagina. It's a term for a big triangular "pie-wedge" shaped bikini area of hair, a reference to the same 70's era porn bush that was already mentioned in this forum.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2025 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The post before mine said this:

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Some women seem to object to it though. I mean, really, who wants ballhair or asshair in their mouth (depending on what youre into) - so i can see their point. Better to play it safe and remove the stuff if you got it.



So the terms "asshair" and "ballhair" are apparently kosher in your concept of high society, Bismark, as nothing was said about that post.

I guess on this forum, it all boils down to who said it, not what was said.
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