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Mike
The king of pop

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1674
Location: Weird NJ

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 8:28 am Post subject:

My pet bat boy can beat up your pet UFO! Do you dare challenge my pet bat boy? _________________

Mugsy
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 513

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 10:48 am Post subject:

My pet journalism crushed your pet batboy! Go ahead...make it a slow news day. _________________ WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!

Frank Stallone
Such a jokester

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 986
Location: Beautiful

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 11:13 am Post subject:

ILL SAVE YOU BATBOY _________________ I GOT IRATE AND FETCHED MY MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "WORLDS INCORRECT GRANDMOM" ON ALL HER SUNDAY DRESSES GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF INDEED

Tiffany
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 781
Location: By the way, who is Earl Mc--?? who plays basketball?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 11:51 am Post subject:

My pet Bill O'Riley can kill your journalism AND get paid for it! _________________ Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

DGMacphee
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 979

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 12:18 pm Post subject:

My pet sexual harassment allegations can kill your Bill O'Riley. _________________ A suitable ending, I think!

Kyle
is style

Joined: 12 Aug 2025
Posts: 1467
Location: fu ji ni ya

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 12:32 pm Post subject:

My pet glass ceiling can beat up your sexual harrassment allegations! Can your pet beat up my glass ceiling? _________________ WHEN THE AFRICAN LION ATTACKS

Mando
Calrissian

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 506
Location: home

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 12:38 pm Post subject:

My pet baseball bat can beat up your pet glass. Can your pet beat up my pet baseball bat? _________________ My pumpkin is more scene than your pumpkin.

mechageo
CUP OF WATER

Joined: 01 Oct 2025
Posts: 8
Location: Virginia

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:38 pm Post subject:

My pet Charmander can turn your pet baseball bat to ashes. Do you have what it takes to take down my Charmander before I let it evolve into a Charizard and then give it away like THE STUPIDEST TRAINER ON EARTH - YEAH, ASH, YOU'RE WHY I STOPPED WATCHING POK?MON, YOU CANT EVER BE A MASTER IF YOU GIVE ALL OF YOUR FREAKING RETARDED MONSTERS AWAY AND STARTING OVER... UUGH!

Jim
Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1473
Location: One convenient locations. In Africa.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:04 pm Post subject:

My pet sense of shame that accompanies a knowledge of Pokemon can beat up your Charizard!

Can your pet beat up my pet sense of shame that accompanies a knowledge of Pokemon?
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The Destroyer wrote:

And I shoulda got the bottle of Coca-Cola

Dan W.
CUP OF WATER

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 81
Location: Batavia, NY

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:09 pm Post subject:

My pet blackout can beat your pet sense of shame that accompanies a knowledge of Pokemon. Can your pet beat my pet blackout?

Shamrock
what you are any of your yes-men

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 418
Location: Californy

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:54 pm Post subject:

My pet Alternate Energy Source beats up your pet Blackout (for the record, blackout was really lame).

Can you beat my peat Alternate Energy Source?
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Derek Jeter wrote:

Because, snoogybear, I don't have the color "beautiful" in my crayon box!

Molly
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 19 Aug 2025
Posts: 172
Location: Oregano

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 3:00 pm Post subject:

My pet Happy Sun Drawn By Mike Fireball Ages 2-5 beats up your Alternate Energy Source. Can your pet beat up my pet Happy Sun?

Randy
randy

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 902
Location: texas

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 5:44 pm Post subject:

My pet Chinese takeout menu can beat up your pet Happy Sun Drawn By Mike Fireball Age 2-5

Can your pet beat up my pet Chinese takeout menu?
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Mike wrote:

Do you guys remember Donkey Kong the video game? Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS ABOUT TO BE ON LIKE.

Tiffany
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 781
Location: By the way, who is Earl Mc--?? who plays basketball?

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 5:58 pm Post subject:

My pet full-bladdered dog can beat your Chinese take out menu. Can your pet beat my pet full-bladdered dog? _________________ Boiskov: He cries when he gets on an elevator and the button for his destination floor has already been pushed, because he would have liked to have been the one to push the button.

vmag
CUP OF WATER W/ A SPRINKLE OF SUGAR

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 102
Location: Deployed

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:19 pm Post subject:

My pet dags defeat your pet full-bladdered dog Can your pet beat my pet dags?

Justin
woof woof woof woof

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 2051
Location: Mashpee, MA

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:32 pm Post subject:

My pet iron oxide can beat up your pet dags. Can your pet beat up my pet iron oxide? _________________ [quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

Jim
Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Joined: 09 Aug 2025
Posts: 1473
Location: One convenient locations. In Africa.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:53 pm Post subject:

My pet Billy Mays with the amazing cleaning power of Oxy Clean can beat your iron oxide!

Can your pet beat my Billy Mays with the amazing cleaning power of Oxy Clean?
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The Destroyer wrote:

And I shoulda got the bottle of Coca-Cola

webber
duck can rock

Joined: 16 Aug 2025
Posts: 636
Location: Mon's Goblin Raiders

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:56 pm Post subject:

Edit: damn, beaten, but that guy can't breathe carbon dioxide! My Earth before life got going and there was no oxygen on it can beat your Billy Mays Can your pet beat my earth before life got going and there was no oxygen on it? Last edited by webber on Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:59 pm; edited 1 time in total

Frank Stallone
Such a jokester

Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 986
Location: Beautiful

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:57 pm Post subject:

CLR droppin' bombs all up in OxyClean Guy's face. Whose pet can beat my pet CLR? _________________ I GOT IRATE AND FETCHED MY MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "WORLDS INCORRECT GRANDMOM" ON ALL HER SUNDAY DRESSES GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF INDEED

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Joined: 10 Aug 2025
Posts: 443
Location: Chicagonow

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 7:35 pm Post subject:

My pet intelligent design textbook can crush your pet earth before life got going and there was no oxygen on it. Can your pet beat my pet intelligent design textbook? Thomas Haden Church _________________

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