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Justin
woof woof woof woof


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 12:47 am    Post subject: My pet can beat up your pet! Reply with quote

My dinosaur can beat up your cat!

Can your pet beat up my dinosaur?
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Logan
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Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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Location: Owensboro, KY

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a fucking huge cat.
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Justin
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah. Its just a small dinosaur. Still, I don't see your pet beating it up.
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Mike
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Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Weird NJ

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My werewolf can beat up your dinosaur!



Can your pet beat up my werewolf? Share your stories!
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McFly
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Joined: 09 Aug 2025
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Location: Michigan

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cat would take up the same defensive stance that every cat takes which involves lying on its side and swiping its paws around in the air. Your dinosaurs offense would be rendered useless.
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Daniel
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Joined: 10 Aug 2025
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo, you got happy egg all over ya, Thomas Haden Church!


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Logan
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My pet rock showing Mike's werewolf who's boss. With a volcano for added intensity.



Can your pet beat up my pet rock?
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Justin
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cyclops can beat up your pet rock!

Can your pet beat up my cyclops?
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vmag
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Giant squid could have taken on dinosaur and werewolf, but arrives too late and got calamari'd by cyclops
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Kyle
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Joined: 12 Aug 2025
Posts: 1467
Location: fu ji ni ya

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Odysseus can beat up your cyclops!

Can your pet beat up my Odysseus?
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Jim
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My zombie can beat up your Odysseus!



Can your pet beat up my zombie?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I don't even care if Jim beat me.
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Justin
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My S.T.A.R.S. agent can beat up your zombie!

Can your pet beat up my S.T.A.R.S. agent?
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Mike
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to get the obvious one out of the way...



Can your pet beat up My Pet Monster?
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Kyle
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw nuts. Well I'll post it anyway...My barber can beat up your S.T.A.R.S. agent

Assuming no one wants to attempt to redraw Mike's hilarious/crazy-ass monster, can your pet beat up my barber?
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rad000
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Joined: 30 Sep 2025
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My pet can beat up your barber

Can your pet beat up my Pet Mcfly?
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Wayang
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Joined: 10 Sep 2025
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Location: Tacoma, WA

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My pet alternate 1955 where his parents didn't meet each other beats up your pet McFly.
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rad000
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wayang wrote:
My pet alternate 1955 where his parents didn't meet each other beats up your pet McFly.


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K-Funk All-Star
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Location: A box under the stairs

PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a violation of my lease to have pets. Sad
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DJ Jazzy Jeff
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2025 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MY PET UFO CAN BEAT UP YOUR PET ALTERNATE 1955


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