If there are Nordic people here, I hope you aren't fat

[Sgt_Pompous]

[B]

At first I was worried about this tax, until I realized it didn't have anything to do with me. So then I just ig Nordic!
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[Bismark]

Sounds to me like you're on the right Track!
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[Blind Jack]

Perhaps a little less hot chocolate, perhaps a little more caribou tracking?

I think it violates personal rights for the state to mandate a person's health, but then again if that person has access to the medical care, the state should be allowed to set certain conditions.
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Nothing stops him. He is fire.

[B]

Man, I remember when I was really overweight. A few years ago I was like, 300 pounds, honestly. I lost weight when I realized I actually wanted girls to like me. Back then I couldn't get neither pussy Nordic.
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[Sgt_Pompous]

[B]

I'm glad I went on Weight Watchers. I've lost so much weight by avoiding unhealthy foods as recommended by my Weight Watchers literature. I Denmark all the foods I can't eat in my guidebook!
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[Lindy]

[webber]

Eh, seems to make sense. If they have consumption taxes I think it would be better to raise the tax on unhealthy foods and/or reduce taxes on fruit and vegetables, but whatever. I wonder how they are going to determine the amount of tax, or determine who is overweight?

I can't think of any puns, sorry guys

[Bismark]

Portion control is the problem. The amounts that we're served are way more than both USDA serving sizes are, or what any healthy adult needs. You have to condition yourself to eat less than you're used to. I used to love having big plates of pasta, but in the interest of my own health, now all I have is thi Swedish.
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[B]

You should've grown up near me, Bis, one of the reasons I got so fat was because of my friend Carl. His parents would always make us big plates of spaghetti, lasagna, the works. I'm telling you, Karlstad makes about the best Italian food you'll ever taste.
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[Bismark]

Yeah, but that stuff will kill your Haartman. Especially when you Filippa plate with that much.
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[Kyle]

Sorry I'm s Oslo to join the game, fellas.
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[Kirbyoto]

Lots of food is always good. In any emergency, your house should have plenty of food, water, and other supplies in case of an extended situation. That's why step 1 is to check neighborhood, and step 2 is to Stockholm.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH U WOMAN?????

[B]

Obesity will really ruin your life. It even kept me out of the armed forces. I wanted to join the Army right out of high school to pay for my college, but they wouldn't let me because of health restrictions and hazards. I looked into the Marines and the Airforce and briefly Scandanavia, but none of them offered me the financial assistance I could get from the Army.
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[Kyle]

Wait, I thought we were talking about weight loss, not weight gain! Well anyway, I find that you should neither look in the mirror all the time Norway yourself too often if you want to be successful with a diet; monitoring your progress too much can be discouraging.
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[B]

I wouldn't eat so much if Emily's Mom hadn't gone into business for herself. I swear, Sami Sauce is just too good to pass up, even when I'm not hungry!
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[Bismark]

But then there's the problem of being too skinny! My friend Jen wanted to go out last Halloween as Fat Albert, but it just didn't look right. See, she needed to wear glasses to see, and most people would take one look at her and say "Jens Therkel!" But then Jensen "NO I'M NOT I'M FAT ALBERT!"
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[Kyle]

Man, where are the ladies in this thread? This place is turning into a real Hammerfest!
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[B]