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Craig3410
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Wed Mar 15, 2025 12:26 pm
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Missed a few days...
the Cardinals one was brilliant; although Albert could hit .650 with 120 HRs with his eyes closed if he wanted to
And that Red Sox one is great too; seriously, Manny seems to be a little, erm, off.
(IRL, I mean; it's a given in the Dugouts) |
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Cowabunga
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Wed Mar 15, 2025 8:10 pm
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| Craig3410 wrote: |
And that Red Sox one is great too; seriously, Manny seems to be a little, erm, off.
(IRL, I mean; it's a given in the Dugouts) |
just manny bein manny
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Captain Walrus
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Sun Mar 19, 2025 2:42 am
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Okay, I laughed my ass off on this one.
32948230498 points for calling Jim Tracy the worst coach ever.
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dlomyhero
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Tue Mar 21, 2025 9:02 am
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I'm always gay for that Twilight Zone ending. Awesome.
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Craig3410
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Tue Mar 21, 2025 9:32 am
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Aww, no "Scott Eyre has ADD" joke?
You guys are slippin'.
Speaking of which, I thought Maddux had Lasik surgery; what's he need glasses for? |
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Jon
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Tue Mar 21, 2025 11:37 am
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| You have to be careful when you do Dugouts on a daily basis. You don't want to use up 100% of a team's ammo in one day. Because if that happens, you have a Dugout full of Craig Counsell going like "doyyy im stupid what's 1 plus 1 doyyyy" whenever he goes 0-for-4. |
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B
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Tue Mar 21, 2025 12:16 pm
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| Craig3410 wrote: |
| You guys are slippin'. |
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'. But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'.
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Craig3410
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Elijah_Price: Well, I'm perfectly healthy and feeling better than ever. How about we take some batting pr-OWWWWWWW
**Online Host** Elijah_Price has been struck by a baseball travelling 0.45 MPH
SecondDegreeMercker: Oh. Shit. I forget I threw that thing last week. |
Now THAT's Rowlf, the Muppet-worthy. |
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dlomyhero
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Thu Mar 23, 2025 9:13 am
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The Braves one is awesome.
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Ragingape
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Thu Mar 23, 2025 12:55 pm
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| DontPracticeRenteria: /allows ball to drop and attempts to construct an argument supporting the idea that the planet Earth is his glove |
Awesomely outrageous. |
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Nick
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Elijah_Price: Well, I'm perfectly healthy and feeling better than ever. How about we take some batting pr-OWWWWWWW
**Online Host** Elijah_Price has been struck by a baseball travelling 0.45 MPH
SecondDegreeMercker: Oh. Shit. I forget I threw that thing last week. |
Now THAT's Rowlf, the Muppet-worthy. |
I'm a day late, but thank you.
And Jon's shitting himself if he thinks he can make a reference to throwing a Red Sox hat in a fireplace without me calling Jeff Francoeur a limp-wristed shitface.
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Alicia
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Mon Mar 27, 2025 2:52 am
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Haha.
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| Also, to clarify, there is nothing hidden or easter eggish in today's strip, so don't bother looking for one. The plastic green grass is there for absolutely no reason. |
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dlomyhero
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Mon Mar 27, 2025 9:16 am
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina is one of my favorite names ever.
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Ragingape
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Mon Mar 27, 2025 10:51 am
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I was gone over the weekend so I just got a chance to read the past three Dugouts.
B,
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BowLegged: HEY GUYS THIS IS DE
BowLegged: DERRICK TURNBOW
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Jim
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
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Mon Mar 27, 2025 12:04 pm
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Yeah, seriously. I didn't see the Turnbow joke coming. That was fantastic. And could he look like more of a goon?
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dlomyhero
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To add to my previous post, I'm glad Arnsberg made it, but AtypicalChulk would have been nice in there.
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Mike
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I just like Ricky Ledee's mugshot & how he has this "What in the shit is goin' on here" look on his face.
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SundownMotel
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The last four Dugouts have been OUTSTANDING
Brewers: Peals of laughter issued forth. I shit you not. PEALS.
Astros: Hilarious. I love whenever B writes Clemens.
BJs: FreezingHomeowner. That made my day.
Dodgers: Thank you. OsoriaWon'tDoItAgain is my new favorite screen name. Except for FreezingHomeowner.
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Alicia
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| Mike wrote: |
| I just like Ricky Ledee's mugshot & how he has this "What in the shit is goin' on here" look on his face. |
That's not just his mugshot.
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SundownMotel
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Yes, the only thing I like about Ledee is his perpetual "WHAT da FUCK?" expression.
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