The Last WWE Book You Read

[dlomyhero]

I have nothing to really say about this, just...here:



December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment - take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed...
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[pholby]

That doesn't look like Torrie's body to me.

Edit: I stand corrected.
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"You're a pussy, Strong!"

"Woah woah woah."

[dlomyhero]

I just realized something. I think that's a man's arm and hand.



Edit: Also, I wasn't trying to prove you wrong or anything, Folby. Just, when you said that, something just looked familiar about the picture.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rogue]

Yep, cuz when I want my country defended against the worst despots and terrorists that the world has to offer, I immediately turn to a bunch of people who pull their punches. And the logic behind it is great; they're always on the go, so nobody would find it strange if they left town after a day or so? Using that logic, why not employ angry drunken homeless people to defend us? They're just as likely to disappear at anytime, and they punch for real.

I also love how, even though they build much of their rep on pretty pics of their Divas, they were too lazy to take a few shots of Torrie holding a gun. So instead, they just photoshopped a gun onto a pre-existing picture. This is truly the most intentionally funny company of all time.

[TLA]

A less traveled RO...
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It took Jesus 3 days to respawn. Man, talk about lag.

[Lost-Keys-37]

That sounds even dumber and more far-fetched that Ric Flair's autobiography.

[TLA]

..AD



The Reality Of Amy Dumas!


she loves her dogs and not blowjobs like everyone thinks ok
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It took Jesus 3 days to respawn. Man, talk about lag.

[baollis]

Liking dogs and liking blowjobs are not mutually exclusive.
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The Undertaker was hit by a very tall man and then he died.