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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 1:40 am    Post subject: 311, I am ready to get married. Reply with quote



Former Creed frontman, Scott Stapp, and his fiancée, Jaclyn Nesheiwat, married Friday night in Miami, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Stapp, 32, whose recent solo album The Great Divide went double-platinum, and Nesheiwat, 25, said their vows at the Vizcaya Museum and Gardens, a European-inspired estate on the waterfront of Biscayne Bay.

Nesheiwat, who wore a Vera Wang gown, walked down a 65-foot-long rose-petal-covered aisle during the nuptials. Stapp's 7-year-old son, Jagger, served as the best man.

The black-tie affair was preceded by a rehearsal dinner Thursday night at Casa Casuarina, the former Versace mansion.

This is the first marriage for Nesheiwat, a former Miss New York, and the second for Stapp, who divorced Hillaree Burns in 1999 after a 16-month marriage.

After a Hawaiian honeymoon with his new bride, Stapp is scheduled to perform a 15-city tour kicking off Feb. 23 in Orlando, Fla.

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1158815,00.html
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 1:53 am    Post subject: Re: 311, I am ready to get married. Reply with quote

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Stapp, 32, whose recent solo album The Great Divide went double-platinum


Guh?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 2:05 am    Post subject: Re: 311, I am ready to get married. Reply with quote

Lindy wrote:
Nesheiwat, who wore a Vera Wang gown


and Stapp apparently wore underarmor?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott Stapp is a classy dude.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

His son was the best man??? HA HA HA!

Ringbearer is USUALLY the way to go...since traditionally, if anything fatal happens to the groom, the bride marries...the best man.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are they calling it a black-tie affair? I didn't know that you could be sarcastic when writing news.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That picture isn't from the wedding.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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His son was the best man??? HA HA HA!


Oi! I was the best man at my Dad's second wedding. Wanna fight about it? Cause I am ready to fight!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DGMacphee, I am ready to fight.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2025 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was actually best man at my father's second wedding. I was 7. Wait, and I was best man at my mother's second wedding, too. That same year.

That's so fucked up.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2025 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPDATE!!!!

http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060212214409990001

TMZ Exclusive: Scott Stapp -- Arrested
Singer marries -- then allegedly goes nuts at LAX
By TMZ.COM STAFF
(Feb. 12, 9:45PM ET) -- TMX has learned, Creed lead singer Scott Stapp was arrested Saturday at LAX on charges that he was drunk in a public place (Penal Code, Section 647).

Police sources tell TMZ that Stapp tried to board a plane yesterday but was allegedly so drunk that airline personnel would not let him on. Sources say Stapp was "antagonistic, boisterous and pissed off."

We're told Stapp was taken to LAPD's Van Nuys division and demanded a blood-alcohol test. He blew a .18, more than twice the legal limit.

Stapp got married the day before his arrest in Miami. His bride is Jaclyn Nesheiwat. Unclear if she was at the airport during the arrest.

Stapp must appear on March 8 for arraignment.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2025 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Airline Personnel, I am ready to fight!"
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Everyone but Scott Stapp, we are ready for flight."
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jail inmates, Scott Stapp's asshole is really tight.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott Stapp's Ready 2 Fight Fighting: Turbo will have an airport level.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Earlier in this thread, when most people were making fun of Stapp I was going to post "Hey, good for him. I hope he's happy and his marriage goes great." I still think that (even pretentious, boisterous losers deserve hapiness), but it's not really the same now.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pholby wrote:
(even pretentious, boisterous losers deserve hapiness)


The Great Dividing Tom Cruise!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18343,00.html?fdnews

Same article, but more reasonable detail:

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Stapp's debut solo album, The Great Divide, was released in November to little fanfare and even fewer sales--it opened at number 19 with 94,000 copies


Double platinum?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2025 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to say congratulations to Scott Stapp on his marriage and his ability to purchase 2,000,000 copies of his own album.
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