(One half of) Raw is War - 3/20/06

[Jim]

Holy shit. Angry Foley promo.
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[Justin]

Torrie selling a pillow shot and Candice's "Go Daddy" being the new Sable's "THA GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHND!!!" are just what I was hoping would be on when I got home tonight.
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[quote="Bismark"]Didn't you know? Having uncontrollable shits is wicked scene.[/quote]

[Jim]

Mickie is so fucking awesome.
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[Rusty Cooledge]

I had a lot of thoughts about tonight.

Mickie kicks about 10 different kinds of ass. The visual of her standing over an unconcious, recently raped Trish and a bound and gagged Ashley (Where the fuck has she been? Meh...) while blood flowed from Mickie's nose is one I won't soon forget. I guess you could say she iwend them whoops typo hey wait a sec

Foley publicly flogging wrestling logic was fantastic, although the credibility of the concharito took a blow from Edge's apparant quick recovery. I hate how WWE fans react to Foley's Breakfast Serious promos though as I'm not sure if they are silent in desire to hear the man speak or silent because hey i thought this guy stuck a sock down peoples mouths whats this shit.

Seeing the McMahon Helmsly era make a one night comeback was mildly interesting. If Wrestlemania wasn't so close I'd expect the inevitable "HHH, It's your baby" angle to start tonight.

It totally makes sense. He sees Stephanie at homecoming, they make shy eyes at each other from across the dance floor, and next thing you know he's banging her in the same car they wed in years previous. After all, she announced her pregnancy about a month after that show. It's not really an angle I look forward to if it does take place although it will add a dimension and maybe some freshness to HHH if it does take place.

Raw ending (with Cena standing triumphant, check) was predictable, but what I didn't expect was Vince challenging Cena to a match. I hope it's not a swerve or at least a delayed one cause watching Vince vs. Cena should be hilarious. And possibly embarassing, if Vince is more Jakked than Cena.

Speaking of Cena, he looked good for once in the opening of the show. Kudos, Doctor of Pooponomics.

I... don't give a fraction of a shit about the tag title match and I don't have any real interest in the IC title feud since I know Shelton isn't going to lose it anytime soon, although the eventual Money in the Bank should be pretty sweet. Finlay was an odd addition I thought at first but then again, Flair is in it so, what do I know.

The build up to the Playboy match is mildly amusing in that Candice is so obviously the star and main draw for it. No one gives a shit about Victoria her lap dog or Torrie her rival. I also just noticed King doesn't really drool over anyone other than Candice anymore. I find it fascinating and very unlike Vince to be running two separate Women's angles as well. It's almost as if it's a division or something.
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[dlomyhero]

I wanted Mickie to draw a heart on Trish's chest with the blood flowing from her own nose. Tell me that wouldn't have been awesome.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Jim]

I dunno. I was a very big fan of the bloody kiss.
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[RobotConspiracy]

That was a hell of a DDT.