4/4 Professional Update

[B]

b. brian blair, you little fagkh

progressive boink wrote an update that will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, and then fuck you in the ass to hum-bell you

https://www.progressiveboink.com/

fucking unprofessional

worse than michael chordan
michael chackson
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[SundownMotel]

I don't like the looks of this, Monsoon.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Mike]

Yeahp, looks purty narsty.
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[mreow]

Emily is wonderful. I love the article. It makes me want to try finding shoes on Ebay also.

[soda]

The baseball feature was really well done. It's so fun to be around people who love baseball as much as or more than I do. Thanks a lot, guys.

[DGMacphee]

The guys are probably gonna "give me the business" (for non-THOGers, read: "call me a Yankee") for this, but the ladies this week had some bloody excellent articles. Emily and Lindy are my favourites of the week. Both were highly engaging and very sweet.

now i am off to grow some boobs and a veginia
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A suitable ending, I think!

[Justin]

Oh man, Nick. The bits about "vacation" had me dying. I love how your article disregards the final 20 minutes of the movie entirely.
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[Mike]

Huh? What copy of the movie did YOU see, Justin? Nick's post was very informative & insightful. It's nice to see P-boi appreciate the classics with some reverence for once. Good form, Nicholas.

Also, I don't know why, but I laughed at

[SundownMotel]

That is totally a picture of my girlfriend.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Bismark]

Really good update. Em's article hit home for me because it exposes a lot of truths about women that I only discovered recently. My wife told me a lot about the inner workings of the female mind, but I never believed her about all of it. After all, it couldn't possibly be that all the other girls I knew had been lying to me all these years, could it?



Listen to Emily's words, all of you, and accept it as the truest admissions about the female mind that you'll ever hear. Especially the "fascinating" part. Right on the money. It's amazing now that I know to look for it. It's like watching wild animals size each other up based on scent alone. Really good stuff, Em. You've done the world a service.
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[Molly]

I really enjoyed the Forrest Gump Journals up until the last page. I've watched the film a bunch of times and totally love what you did with this. You followed the movie so well (giving us kind of darker, dorkier-Forrest perspective), every page had me laughing, and then the last page left me very confused. He dies... before Jenny? Wait, what? After closing the article, I got off the computer and proceeded to spend the next half hour trying to figure this out. The only thing that I could come up with was that you were suggesting the last part of the movie, where he marries Jenny and talks to her grave and all that, was something Forrest concocted in his mind during a psychotic episode while in the treatment center. Or maybe this was more of a "the movie got it wrong, this is what REALLY happened" kind of thing. Then I realized I'd probably spent more time analyzing this article than any p-boink article in recent history and I should really get a life immediately.

Still, I'm wondering what your idea was behind this.

Emily's was fun to read, though I didn't relate to most of the girl things. I feel like less of a female now. Why don't I have a shoe obsession? I did like the thing about your semi-annual obsession with babies, because that happens to me, too. I hate it! And love it at the same time.

Haven't read the baseball one yet but I'm about to.

[Sami]

"If you read you'll judge" was scrawled on the notebook cover that was used for the front of Kurt Cobain's controversially published journals.

'Nuff said.
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Friction.

[Nick]

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Also, thanks for all the positive feedback, you guys. Not making a list of 4 things I don't care for was hard as hell.
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[Wooderson]

Nick, that was one of the best articles I've read on P-Boink.

I haven't read the others yet, but I'm sure they'll be great.
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[Molly]

[DJ Jazzy Jeff]

Well done, Emily! Just yesterday I tried to convince my roommate that it would be a really good idea if I had a baby right now because, "their noses are just so small! Like...you can't fit anything in a baby's nose! If I had a baby, I'd hold it's little hand! I want a baby!"

Then I went and made sure I had my period.

Thanks, Em!
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[Alexandre]

Emily, I absolutely loved your article. Although you are WRONG in that you can buy a variety of artificial vaginas/rubber dolls to use as a sex toy. While nothing along the lines of a Hello Kitty vibrator, you can buy a replica of Jenna Jameson's pubic regions for a few hundred dollars. The things you learn browsing through a porn shop! I was only in that place to get directions away from there.
Anyway, women are a hell of a lot more interesting than men are. It's part of the reason I'll never be gay or bisexual. Men are just plain boring. Societal norms dictate that we aren't allowed to be expressive in the way we dress without people questioning our sexual orientation. And maybe I'm wandering into T.M.I. territory here, but I've always had a desire to read magazines like Bitch on a regular basis, just because it's so damned interesting. Is it possible to be a male lesbian? I feel so weird asking this. It seems like a contradiction of terms, and yet...

[Emily]

Awww. We should talk sometime. We can chain smoke and bitch about our co-workers like the catty old aunties that we are.

Thank you, everyone that enjoyed my article. When I write stuff like that I feel like it's only for the dozen females we have around here, so it's nice when the appeal is more broad than that.

Fun fact: The rather beat up pair of burgundy mary janes that I posted were bought with an ebay gift certificate given to me as a Christmas present from Nicholas Dallamora of the website Progressive Boink!
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[Rogue]

Good stuff from Emily, as has been mentioned. One thing that just has to be brought up though: red hair being a woman's game? Pshaw. Sure, people like Tori Amos and pre-blonde Laura Prepon are beautiful ladies and all, but I like to think guys can pull off the ginger look too. I probably think that cuz that's my hair color, but still! Look at Seth Green, or the Undertaker, or...or...hmm...oh, Dave Mustaine! And don't forget...hmm...ummmm...(don't say Carrot Top, you're trying to prove a point here)...welll...Danny Bonaduce? Minus the overstuffed grocery bag of issues that led to his reality show where he tried to cut himself while cameras were rolling, I mean.

[endlessmike]

i like to thing of the brothers pete when i think of male redheads.
other than that, Emily: that was a superb article. i myself don't care for shoes but have confessed to reading sophie kinsella novels.
i have not seen forrest gump so i will admit to quitting the journal after reading a few entries.
i always like personal articles, even if they are about baseball. so i guess i will be biased in saying this was a great week for pboi.