Raw is apparently only 1 hour long when 24 is on - 2/27/05

[Jim]

Let us discuss the second hour Raw.
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[B]

Triple H is fucking awesome.

John Cena is a chode.
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[Jim]

Let's hope that Shelton doesn't fall victim to the pity parade.
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[SundownMotel]

The HHH promo was amazing.

Something I just noticed for the first time tonight: Trevor Murdoch has a Tasmanian Devil tattoo. Now THAT is dedication to your character.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[Jim]

If you'd like to step into bizarro world where Trevor Murdoch is totally awesome, go to WWE.com and watch his match on Heat. He does a gorgeous fucking cross body and a middle rope somersault attack. Also, he wins with a bridging back suplex.
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[dlomyhero]

just, thank god trish won
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Jim]

I just can't believe that I missed the match.

[SundownMotel]

The picture of McMahon standing with his ass out in that graphic they keep showing is pretty fucking awesome. Next month's avatar theme: wrestlers with their asses hanging out.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[dlomyhero]

How many other millionaire CEO's have exposed their asses on public TV like this?

Jannetty constantly about to laugh didn't help, either.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Jim]

Does anyone else see the urgency in the fact that the final segment on Monday Night Raw, WWE's flagship program is Marty Jannetty, Chris Masters, and Vince McMahon's ass?
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[SundownMotel]

You want this job? GET ON YOUR KNEES.

If I had a nickel...

Oops, mt.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.

[dlomyhero]

When the crowd chants "MARTY MARTY" it reminds me of the episode of The Critic where Jay Sherman's son runs for class president.


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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[pholby]

[Rusty Cooledge]

Cena looked like a fucking joke up against HHH in that promo. HHH had him beat with the Reebok's line.

Also, does Flair have a death wish? Money in the fucking bank? Come on now.
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[Lost-Keys-37]

[Jim]

Carlito will probably figure out a way to take Flair's spot in the match. After Carlito's promo from last week, there's no way that he isn't going to be in the match.
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[Lost-Keys-37]

I really hope Carlito doesn't get on the wrestlemania card. I don't understand at all why WWE are pushing him so hard at the moment.

[dlomyhero]

If he continues to use new moves, he'll have enough moves to fill up the weak grapples in No Mercy by 2009.

And I will still be playing No Mercy in 2009.
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Asked yesterday whether it would eventually release a revised edition of "Opal Mehta," a little brown spokesman declined to comment.

[Rogue]

So are they officially going for Rockers/McMahons at Mania, or will it be Marty/Masters and Shawn/Vince? Or, for maximum pain, Rockers v Vince/Masters?

And I see Shelton is the IC champ again. It's better than when I logged onto WWE.com yesterday and saw a pic of Mama holding the belt. For a second, I thought she had won it, and what's even worse, I can see them putting the belt on her at some point. Shelton v Mama at Mania, anybody?

[SundownMotel]

She'tton's Mama vs. David Arquette for the Hardcore belt.
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And this is a promise, because this is true. This is real. This is Straight Edge.