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Adam
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I find it hard to believe that, out of the thousands and thousands of rape victims each year, not one cracked a smile, not even once.
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Justin
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Tue Feb 14, 2025 3:08 pm
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Maybe rapists screen a copy of National Lampoon's Adam & Eve prior to penetration in an attempt to siphon out any joy one could have procured out of a violent rape.
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Jon
CUP OF WATER W/ A HANDFUL OF SUGAR
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Tue Feb 14, 2025 3:26 pm
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knock knock
who's there
rape
rape who
rape
OK, glad that's all over. |
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DGMacphee
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Tue Feb 14, 2025 6:20 pm
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One more...
Just picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
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Justin
woof woof woof woof
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Tue Feb 14, 2025 11:14 pm
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I don't know if anybody's interested, but the first day of the affiliation, our unique visitor count jumped by over 10,000 visitors. It may just be another case of an old article sparking new popularity, but I hope to God the trend continues.
And I'm not giving Mike/7th statistics where he claims his site gets 300,000 hits a day because he can't differentiate between pageviews and unique visitors, so it's a pretty substantial leap in readership.
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Neil
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If you guys put in interstitial ads, I'd be forced to whine really loudly in my own head when I had to click through them.
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Mike
The king of pop
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 3:42 am
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Looks like Gorilla Mask (an affiliate) linked to Emily's Boy Meets World post (which was classic last week). That alone got 11,000 hits on Monday.
Wish I'd have seen that sooner. I'm putting the ad on it now.
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Alicia
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 4:43 am
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Wow, that's really cool you guys. That's a lot of hits.
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Nick
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 8:40 am
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| Neil wrote: |
| If you guys put in interstitial ads, I'd be forced to whine really loudly in my own head when I had to click through them. |
Do you hear it as said by Homer Simpson? I do.
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Jon
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 11:46 am
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| Hey, I want to get everybody's thoughts. Are you aware that "National Lampoon's Pucked"? |
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Kirbyoto
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 11:50 am
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Also the slowly unrevealed Jon Bon Jovi.
What gets me is that it's not "Starring Jon Bon Jovi" or "Featuring Jon Bon Jovi" or "Jon Bon Jovi is in this movie". It's just "Jon Bon Jovi", leaving his actual purpose in the movie a complete mystery.
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Jim
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 11:55 am
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His role is to be awesome.
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 12:18 pm
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| Jon wrote: |
| Are you aware that "National Lampoon's Pucked"? |
Are you also aware that
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webber
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 5:47 pm
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I don't mind about the ads because I have firefox and it filters them out anyway! Go ahead, put popups in too!
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Emily
I don't know, slow clap?
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 7:26 pm
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| Mike wrote: |
Looks like Gorilla Mask (an affiliate) linked to Emily's Boy Meets World post (which was classic last week). That alone got 11,000 hits on Monday.
Wish I'd have seen that sooner. I'm putting the ad on it now. |
I am the king of the website. Get me a turkey leg, and a saucy wench.
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ctoner
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Wed Feb 15, 2025 7:30 pm
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| If you're looking for something really funny on the Lampoon website, search out PJ O'Rourke's How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink. |
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TLA
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Thu Feb 16, 2025 9:22 am
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Sleep comfortably on your huge piles of money but keep one eye open and a gigantic gun near your itchy trigger finger because I'm coming and I can do over 3000 pushups at once.
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Bismark
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Thu Feb 16, 2025 6:18 pm
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| Jon wrote: |
| Are you aware that "National Lampoon's Pucked"? |
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| Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes he's hit the jackpot. It's not long before he's working his way toward financing his dream - an all-woman hockey team. He's also put himself in debt to the tune of more than $300,000. Naturally, he winds up in court when his plan backfires. |
wtf
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Kyle
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Bismark
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Thu Feb 16, 2025 7:03 pm
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Jon Bon Jovi
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