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Lindy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2025 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Making things more interesting post honeymoon, the adult entertainment company Red Light district well known for exposing Chyna's mini-me and Paris Hilton's tape is planning to release a tape containing Scott Stapp and Kid Rock while they were on tour together. The only part I'm grateful for in this is that none of the sex occurs between Stapp and Kid Rock.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2025 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Nameless groupie, I am ready to fuck!"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2025 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In other news, Scott Stapp still has groupies. I guess the groupies from Hootie and the Blowfish needed more irrelevant dick to suck.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2025 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh! I am cursed with an imaginative mind! thanks, Lindy. Now I have scenery of Stap looking up at Kidd while kidd's cock is in his mouth!

*ralphing*
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2025 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Jason Kidd?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2025 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh! I am cursed with inconsistent capitalization!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2025 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"311, I am ready to vomit!"

Probably shouldn't watch that at work.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2025 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RE: That preview

Scott Stapp wrote:
It's good to be the king!


YEAH, OF THE JEWS
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2025 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cannot describe how hate-filled that video made me. Completely disgusted with the whole world.










Then I watched Fatty Dance and my faith in humanity was restored. When he starts flicking the light switch.... Genius.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2025 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

311, I am ready for everyone involved in this story to die.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2025 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Famous people filming themselves mid-coitus!

Will they ever learn?

Except, I don't think Kid Rock cares.

And, I don't think anyone cares about Scott Stapp.

Forget it.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2025 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just saw an MTV special saying exactly what this thread has progressed to.

Strapp gets married, thrown in jail, then sex taped.

I can't believe that I heard it here first, instead of the tv. Way to keep on top of things guys. Or on top of Scott Strapp.


And, Kid Rock wouldn't care if he was being taped during sex. Those don't look like groupies. They look like prostitutes.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2025 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is even better than Keifer Sutherland picking a fight with a Christmas tree. Congratulations on blowing your royalties from Creed on buying a mail order bride and thousands of copies of your own album.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2025 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Part of me thinks Kidrock enjoyed the fact that someone taped it. He just seems like that kind of guy.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2025 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20060304/D8G4ET800.html

Kid Rock does actually seem happy about it.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2025 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We knew it.
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