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HonorableRep:
Mister Farnsworth! Welcome to Japan! We are all great fans of
your work in American Baseball! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: likewise |
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HonorableRep:
What brings you here to our homeland? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am here to kick ass and i am all out
of bubble gum |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: excuse me do you have a gift shop i am
all out of bubble gum |
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HonorableRep:
Why yes, yes of course! Here at the Japan Welcome Center we house a
library of refreshments and literature. |
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HonorableRep:
Our prized possession is the world's largest issue of Redbook, standing at
over fourteen feet tall! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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HonorableRep:
Yes, now if I may direct your attention this way, I will |
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KapYoAzz:
KYLE! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh shit what |
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KapYoAzz:
Kyle Farnsworth! Good to see another "guy-jin" in these
parts! How ya been, bro? Or should I say "co nitchy wah, bro-san!" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: and you are |
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KapYoAzz:
Gabe! Gabe Kapler! You remember me, don't you? World
Champion Red Sox! Reverse the curse! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh god you're gabe kapler |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i still had your gay on my locker in
detroit. what, do you play for the ching chong wing wongs now |
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KapYoAzz:
I uh, well I, well kinda. Oh, dooder! Have you seen my World
Series ring? I'm still waiting on it, the mail here is kinda slow. |
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KapYoAzz:
I ask the mailman if my package has come every day, and he just beeps at
me.  |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i dont care about you and your package
gabe im here to end a life |
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KapYoAzz:
oh snap, whose life? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: stop trying to act black, gabe |
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KapYoAzz:
oh gosh, whose life? |
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HonorableRep:
Mr. Kapler, Mr. Farnsworth, I must insist, we have a very tight schedule to
keep and we must |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im here to find the little beaner that
made me look like inuyasha. i am going to glomp him with my fists. |
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KapYoAzz:
That sounds like fun! I... uh, whew, sorry, I'm feeling really tired
all of the sudden. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am not tired i am pissed off rust
never sleeps |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: although now that you mention it in
passing i am completely famished |
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HonorableRep:
Oh don't worry gentlemen, that should be wearing off shortly. Soon
you will be in a deep sleep. |
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KapYoAzz:
Oh, I'm feeling dizzy. I.. ooooohhhhhhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what is with this crazy joint |
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HonorableRep:
yesssss, soon your energy will be MINEEEEE |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh snap gabe run |
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KapYoAzz:
zzzzzzzzz |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahaha oh snap gabe lay there and die |
