By B - 11-22-05
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AirlineClerk: Mmmall right Mr. Farnsworth I've got you in for one ticket to Osaka Japan, and may I ask you the purpose of this trip? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: to enact revenge on the japanese |
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AirlineClerk: All right let's see clickityclickityclickity have you been with your luggage since you arrived here at the airport? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: listen tootse there's a smug bastard over there with a pen right now drawing me being humped by a big flat panda bear |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you'll excuse me i have to figure out how to get a bazooka through the metal detector |
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AirlineClerk: Okay clickityclickity mmhm clickityclickityclickity and have you been asked to hold or carry on any luggage or packages from strangers or people you do not know? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i saw a homeless guy trying to eat lunch off my suitcase 5 minutes ago |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you sat here and watched me steal and eat his hoagie dont act like you didnt |
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AirlineClerk: clickityclickityclickityclickity all right here is your one way ticket to Osaka, I hope you enjoy your flight and have a pleasant trip. |
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AirlineClerk: You can leave your bazooka here with me and I can send it through, and it should be waiting for you in Osaka! :) |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i don't actually have it yet |
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AirlineClerk: I thought you just mentioned wanting to take it through security? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well yeah can't i buy one here |
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AirlineClerk: Purchase one here? A bazooka? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes |
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AirlineClerk: at the airport? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes |
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AirlineClerk: clickityclickityclickity |
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AirlineClerk: No sir, we don't have those for sale here, I'm very sorry. We do have a variety of gift shops and a food court if you'd like to try to find a suitable replacement there! :) |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what do you want i should do, throw a copy of redbook at them |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there are over a billion people living in japan what are you some kind of retarded |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh i see how it is its like sardy night live |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye sir. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what you think your some hot shit like some david spade or something. girl let me tell you you aint even david clover |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: david club |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shit that sucked |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye now. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up |
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AirlineClerk: mmbuh bye |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why dont you suck my titties you candy whore |
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AirlineClerk: I can help who ever is next please! |
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MiltonBradley: Hi! :) My family and I are very excited about this trip to Japan, it's so exciting to learn about other cultures. |
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AirlineClerk: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please lower your voice and refrain from using that kind of language. SIR PLEASE. |
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MiltonBradley: I'm sorry, what? |
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AirlineClerk: SIR! There are children present, there's no need to resort to personal threats. |
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MiltonBradley: but I just wanted to |
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AirlineClerk: HE'S GOING FOR A GUN, SECURITY!! SECURITY!!! |
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MiltonBradley: AWWW, HERE IT GOES |
