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DoctorProctor: Okay then, if you're going to be a Negative Nancy, I'll go first! I spy (with my little eye!) something that is... blue! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh i dunno could it be the warter |
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DoctorProctor: Nope! Guess again! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: is it sidney ponson, weve been floaten on him for days now hes starten to look like violent beauregarde |
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DoctorProctor: That's a good guess, but no! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: if the answer is 'my eyes' i swanny im gonna make like the black manta and kill you dead you fucken aquababy |
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DoctorProctor: lol, the answer was "the sky," silly! Okay, your turn! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ive spied with my little eye something that is my foot up yer taint crack if you dont get back under the seas an help me find triton |
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DoctorProctor: Kyle!! I can keep going down there but it isn't going to make a fictional place suddenly real! Besides, the ocean is giant, if there WERE such a place as Atlantica there's no telling WHERE it is, or if it's even in the this ocean! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait how many oceans are there |
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DoctorProctor: I'm pretty sure there are five. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: right but thats just nomenclature theyre all connected there aint no wall between say the indians ocean an the atlanta ocean correct |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: if you go down to south america an go aroun the tip there you just got one great big ocean, trust me i know i used to play ball in south america |
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DoctorProctor: You played baseball in South America? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: no doy scott i playt for the atlanta braves. atlanta is in south america |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well we been floaten down an to the left for a while why dont you look again |
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DoctorProctor: gah-ROAN!!!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: dont you groan at me feller im a groan-ass man farnsy'll put a hurten onto the top of your ass |
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DoctorProctor: OKAY OKAY FINE /goes underwater |
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DoctorProctor: Gah, sorry, nothing down there but water and marine life. I did see Joe Maddon, though. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh how was he doin |
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DoctorProctor: Losing 4-2. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: maybe if yer lungs wernt the size of a peecan you could get the job done but i guess not i guess 'kyle of duty' has gotta be happy with minutely status reports of how much dew you got on yer shoes |
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DoctorProctor: That's not fair! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: then get back under there and keep looken dew shoes
douche yous |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: haha douche yous |
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DoctorProctor: /goes underwater |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: so whatcha got for me eliza dew shoes |
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DoctorProctor: *cough cough* /spits up water, seashells |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: okay change a plans, im gonna hold you by the sides a yer head an hold you under the seas an when you find atlantica you holler, k |
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DoctorProctor: no no no WAIT WAIT WAIT aaaah |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /palms DoctorProctor in the face and back of head |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: dont worry i playt kingdom hearts you gotta look for some blue walls with yella pitchforks drawnt onto them |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: an listen for the gotdamn midi of under the seas that they play the entire time |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok dont just lay there holler at me when you see it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok anytime |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: holler at me when you see it |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh great now yer tryen to look like violent beauregarde too huh well if you dont holler at me soon im gonna launch a verook assault |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: im gonna wonka you upside the head |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hahah that was a pretty great joke huh bird |
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StevenSeaGull: skwawk |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yeah you know whats up |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: it sure is quite out here all alone on the oceans |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: the sky kinda reminds me a my mom back in kansas an how wed take walks together sometime at daybreak |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: an the clouds remind me a playen ball in the backyard with my brother jeff when we was just kids, an how hed always hit the ball an id always run at him an start punchen |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ah junk i dont feel so good |
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