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Kyle... Kyle!
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Good morning, Kyle
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Come on, sleepyhead, wake up
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yawn leave me be ma, i aint goen to the millennial fare t'day, the green ambler keeps losen the race even when i tryt stompen on catalack |
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By the way, that inventor friend of yours... uh, you know!
Oh dear, I've forgotten her name!
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: adriana lima the super model |
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That's right, Adriana Lima! Don't forget, she invited you to see her new invention!
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adriana_lima: hey kyle why didn't you tell us you were a dish
my new invention is the french-style kiss want to try it out
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: im gonna love you down. im gonna overheat yer playstation; defraud yer bondholders |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: baby im a frank you like a porno star you ever heardt a longed donged silvers |
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ArielAssault: *singing* aaaaAAAAAH aaaAA aaaAA aaaAAAAAAAH |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /blink blink |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: or maybe long johned silvers |
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ArielAssault: /covers mouth
/dives back into ocean
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh my stars and garters lady hole up a second you got a giganto fish crawlen up in yer pooch |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i wonder who that small half-cod half-broad couldve been i shore appreciate her saven me |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what sweet ironing, the saver has becomt the savee |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: but again i must stress that i wondert who that diminuative mer-yak what saved me was |
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scuttlebutt: Wah wah why that was Ariel, a princess of the underwater kingdom of Atlantica! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: buddy that information aint gonna hackett |
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scuttlebutt: She's one of the mer-people who live deep beneath the ocean! That's why she's half-fish and half-human! She saved you, and she might just be in LOVE with you! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what you say |
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scuttlebutt: she is the little mermaid from the disney picture "the little mermaid" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait she is
is that the one where her pops is triton or am i thinken of a ladden
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scuttlebutt: No, that's her, she's the daughter of King Triton! Once upon a time she- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i will crush her bones to make my bread /charges into ocean Pete and Pete style |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth is now punching the water as hard as he can. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh no i cant seem to win we must be in the indian ocean /loses 19-0 like, annually
/flair flops into tide |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i realize now that physicly assaulting a body of warter is futile an will not make that mistake again |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i need a weapon |
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scuttlebutt: how about this? /holds up object
It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what |
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scuttlebutt: a uh, a dinglehopper. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: thats not a dingledopper thats a fucken fork, oh my gog what is wrong with you i know yer a bird an shit but come on its a fucken fork |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i know yer just tryen to add magic to the proceedens an shit but god what kind of retard cant identify a fork |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you are truly evolutions greatest mistake what are you chinese |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you vomit up gut bile for yer youngens an distribute it with choppedsticks or what you vfucken chinaman |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: or do you call the sticks 'doobally doos' or some sharing lois an bram nonsense |
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scuttlebutt: /flies away |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: im not from here! i have my own customs! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: if at bird was gonna go through the trouble a learnen how to speak english he shoulda been decent anough to learnt some vocab |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok sos im strandet on a desert isle so that leaves me one of two options: |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: one it could be like giligans island an i gotta make a baseball an some men out a coco nuts an be the 'skipper' a the desert isle yankees |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: or two it can be like that show 'lost' an all i gots to do is sit here looken sexy an people will just start showen up over an over tills theres like hundrets of us |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: altho if its like lost i gotta make up some crazy shit what makes no sense an then never explain it to myself |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: o look its a nabominal snowman evrybody strip down to yer panties an runnnnnnnn aaaah
sigh
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: looks like ol farnsy is lost at sea forever; only thing left to axe is 'what would jesus do?'
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: .... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /picks up dinglehopper |
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