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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Then you just type in my number with area code on the number keys. No dashes. And then click "Send" at the bottom. |
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homosexual_rod: AN THEN aRAH TYPE A MESSAGE AN IT GO RIGHT TO JOOR SAIL PHONE |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: That's it, snuggle-buddy! |
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homosexual_rod: OHHH THEES EES SO EXCITINGK, LEMME SEN JOO A PEEGTURE RIGH NOW K /open-hand slaps cell phone |
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homosexual_rod: DID JOO GET IT LEMME SEE LEMME SEE /open-hand slaps Derek Jeter's cell phone |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh mylanta i'm in outered space |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Here you go, Alex, you go play with my phone for a while, I've got everything set up on there. |
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homosexual_rod: I NEVER TOUCH NO PHONE!!!!!! /runs to second base with phone |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i don't know about this crazy new chatroom but at least i can always rely on you latrinos to make me feel sexually uncomfterble |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: This is just Triton, Kyle, the upgrade to AIM. It's got all kinds of special features like text messaging, AIM phoneline... |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: an all the smiley faces look like sal fasano |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Plus we're free from the restrictions of "The Dugout!" No more going on and on about how the Yankees are so gay! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: so yer sayen you ain't a gay |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Ha! Hardly! Hell, I dated Mariah Carey for crying out loud. BEFORE she looked like a big brown drag queen. |
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homosexual_rod: *yelling from second base* JEEET, I SEN JOO A PEEGTURE OF A SMOOSH-FACE KITTY IN A BASKGET |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: lol, thanks, cuddle-ass! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i am gonna stab you with a cutlass if you spudfuckers dont stop stammeren an expound |
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DoctorProctor: We can talk about anything we want here! |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: like how the Red Sox are a bunch of overpaid, second-grade educated refugees and overbite honkeys with delusions of grandeur because they've won one World Series in the last 85 years |
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DoctorProctor: And how they make just as much money as us but pretend like they're bohemian rebels in service against the evil empire |
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big_uNYt: And how their fans are self-important and disloyal to the very men they deify, making them a thousand times worse than asshole New Yorkers who have just gotten used to winning. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey we're still the yankees right |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yes? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok just checken |
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DoctorProctor: Yeah, Triton is pretty great, isn't it? There are a few bugs they haven't worked out yet, but it's nothing outrageous. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: bugs what are you talken about i am very serious when i say im throwen fireballs at the first earwig i see |
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DoctorProctor: See? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oic that aint so bad i thought there was gonna be antlions an shit i was gonna have to select 'hide' i aint even playen |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: thats no surprise i playt with that hammburglar they had to rebuild his crotch like deathlok |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: but ok i see what you mean strange things is afoot at the circle mlb |
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big_uNYt: It gets worse, though, man. I've lost 8 games already and my ERA is almost 5. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yeah but have you ever lookt at you |
| **Online Host** The Detroit Tigers have the best record in baseball. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what |
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DoctorProctor: Yeah, they're REALLY good this year, probably gonna make it to the Series! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you said this progrum was callt 'triton' am i to understand that is correct |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yep, AIM Triton. Made by- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: made by arial's dad from the little mermaid so i see only one solution for fixen shit |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hahah, actually the program is made by Ame- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: descend into the ocean depths and kill triton to fix things |
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DoctorProctor: To fix things? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: like a vampire scott god i hate you |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Well uh, heh, you see that's not possible because of several reasons, including |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: ... |
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homosexual_rod: *running in from second base* DEREK SANDERSON ALABASTAR JEETER WHO THE HELL IS "MINNILO-FOLDERS" AN WHY EES DAT BEETCH SENDINGK JOO TEX MASSAGES |
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homosexual_rod: YA JOOKNOWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: nyah yah yah /tugs at collar |
