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C_Lee: this team sucks even if we make the playoffs we'll get smoked by the wild card team. time to start weighing my options for next year.
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BorasStone: Well I'm your man!
/smacks cane twice onto pavement |
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BorasStone: Yes sir! I'm a bona fide, laces tied, evenin' ride agent boy! I'll take you places you never dreamed possible. |
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C_Lee: well im pretty sure you're only dealing with 30 possibilities
you still got my ear. go on. |
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BorasStone: You like practicing, kid? |
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C_Lee: heck no |
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BorasStone: 'Course ya don't! No one likes wasting their time like that. Practicing's for rookies. You wouldn't be in the bigs if you needed to practice, right? |
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C_Lee: i guess not |
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BorasStone: No sir! That's why my clients miss three-quarters of spring training. Poppycock, it is. Straight nonsense. |
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C_Lee: well gee that sounds nice |
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BorasStone: You betcha! Not only that but you'll be making Manny money, kid. You'll get so much money you won't know what to do with it all! It'll be pourin' out your ears! |
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C_Lee: oh i don't know. i'm not as good as manny |
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BorasStone: Don't matter! Chances are the Mets will price you at twice your actual value and they'll either sign you or another team will cave into the big market and set you up for life. |
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C_Lee: wow that sounds great how do i do it? |
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BorasStone: Just sign here, kid. |
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C_Lee: this says you reserve the right to completely leave me high and dry in the event of your ploy not working at teams not agreing to your figures.
what if that happens? |
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BorasStone: It never happens! Paaaahh hahahahahaaaaa! |
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C_Lee: heh heh haha heh yeah heh
/slowly backpedals towards exit |
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BorasStone: /cocks shotgun
Sign the papers motherfucker. |
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C_Lee: i guess it could be worse. i could have rocco baldellis agent. |
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RoccosModernLife: AHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE |
