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**Online Host** You have entered horsetrack948
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charlie_hustle: Wow, look at all them slot machines! One of these is going to make me a millionaire today, boy. |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: Don't waste your time on those things. The real money here is on the horses. Find yourself a winner with big odds and ride it home. |
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charlie_hustle: Alright, so how do I do that? |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: Well I come here pretty frequently, so I can get us down into the stables to check out the field. Just follow me. |
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Security: Hey, not so fast, Pauly boy. You got our goddamn money? |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: Nah, but put me down for whatever my debt is on Dash Rendar. 45:1 against, right? |
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Security: Yeah, alright. Get moving. |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: I just made that name up. He falls for it every time. Ah, here we are. These horses here in the backside are racing today. Here's a fine young gelding: Bourbon Lane. |
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charlie_hustle: He looks like a winner. |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: Sure does. He's got to be the most underrated horse in this business. Look at the size of its haunches. |
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charlie_hustle: Yeah he's big, but he's got to have nerves of steel.
BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITYBOO! |
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BourbonLane: REEEE HER HER
/freaks out |
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**Online Host** Bourbon Lane has broken out of its stable and left a trail of debris behind a series of donkey kicks |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: My quinella! I'm completely screwed now! |
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DucaPlayAtThisGame: You have engaged in a variety of acts which have stained Bourban Lane, and you must now live with the consequences of those acts. |
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charlie_hustle: AW PENCIL SHAVINGS |
