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HotDog: /drags cigarette
so let's go over this one more time. italian you're in charge of getting us in there. what're we doing? |
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Italian: i'm a thinkin we burrow a unda da ground, ya? then when es darg ouside we peeg ow are a hess an a see what a goin on, hah? |
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HotDog: perfect. polish you're taking care of security. we're doing this at a pretty obscure hour so we shouldn't have to deal with pigs for at least 10 minutes. say we get in there and there are 4 cops waiving guns at you calling you a motherfucker. what do you? |
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Polish: capink suckars unteel we are in ta clear |
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HotDog: great. now we're just waiting on the new guy. god damn i wish bratwurst hadn't've gone and gotten himself killed. damnit it should have been me in there |
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**Online Host** Chorizo has entered the chat room |
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Chorizo: Hola, amigos! Me name-o es Chorizo, or Choriso if that's easier. |
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HotDog: jesus fucking christ kid don't tell us your name. didn't bernie tell you anything about this job? |
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Chorizo: No, nada at all. Que are nosotros doing? |
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HotDog: we're breaking into heinz' largest manufacturing area. you'll be able to OD and come back to life with this much sauce |
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Chorizo: And tu plan to steal muchos ketchup-os with the intention to distribute? |
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HotDog: uh yeah. its all covered here in this 10-page report titled "heinz heist". |
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Chorizo: Alright that's enough!
/pulls out gun |
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Chorizo: All of you back against the wall! Keep your hands where I can see them!
/calls for backup |
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HotDog: it's a bust! scatter! |
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Polish: you bout ta get capinked suckar! |
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Polish: /shoots self in head |
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HotDog: ok we'll go quietly |
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Italian: mama mia! |
