WinBenSteinsBrenner: Ohhh shit. I've been having so much fun playing All-Star Game with my team that I haven't even been paying attention. We're losing money.

ILOVECASHMAN: You know what we have to do, right?

WinBenSteinsBrenner: New hat merchandise. Maybe we could stitch the bill 30 degrees to the side in order to compensate for people putting it on crooked?

ILOVECASHMAN: No, come on. You know. The trick.

WinBenSteinsBrenner: Oh yeah. We haven't done that in a few months. Go ahead, I'll keep lookout.

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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Ten grand? Are you shitting me? Oh goody, let's go deal for one of Shane Spencer's nut hairs.

ILOVECASHMAN: Well, I mean, we have to type it a whole bunch of times.

WinBenSteinsBrenner: Well fine!
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ILOVECASHMAN: Wait, not so fast! If you type it too fast, disasters will--

IrabudyDanceNow: /emerges from sea, thrashing about

NYYEEEEEEEEEE

/eats building

IrabudyDanceNow: /clears throat, takes two steps to the right, hunches over

/points
godzilla! godzilla!!!! aaahh!!!!
/snaps picture

IrabudyDanceNow: /clears throat, takes two steps to the left, stands up straight

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA

IrabudyDanceNow: /eats Yankee Stadium

WinBenSteinsBrenner: Perfect! Now it actually makes a shit's worth of sense to build a new park. Come on, keep it up!

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Marilyn_Munson: /dies