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StarkAndHellIsHot : SHAME ON YOU |
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call_me_roy: What? |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : You should have ignored the needs of your team and traded one of the greatest players of all time so he could finish his career with his first team. |
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call_me_roy: I don't understand. Why? |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : Because it would make me feel nice! :) |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : I don't like it when players get traded. That makes me feel sad. :( |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : The best way to deal with it is to discredit and gloss over Clemens' actual performance at the end of his career by overdramatizing every single goddamn thing he does. |
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call_me_roy: But |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : I bought 5000 Clemens jerseys from when he spent 2/3 of an inning working on his beanball for the lowercase-a Wichita Devil Mantis Hog Pig Bernoulli's Principles! |
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call_me_roy: But let's say I was willing to throw the hope and goodwill of my players and fans out the window so I could make you feel happy, which I'm not. |
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call_me_roy: And let's say Clemens didn't, only two months ago, have the choice of pitching for any team he wanted to. Which he did. |
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call_me_roy: Barring all that, what's the thought behind having someone finish his career where it started? If you're going for sappy, how is that even sappy? |
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call_me_roy: I mean, doesn't that line of thought really discredit the significant amount of time he spent with the Astros? Why would you even want a conclusion like that? It'd be artificial! |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : Because I hate it when my sports intake is unfiltered! I don't want that shit raw! I don't want to catch salmonella! |
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call_me_roy: Whatever. Get lost. Go write 100000 words about how great retro Chargers uniforms are or something. |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : Oh man, have you ever noticed how great those uniforms are? Hey, maybe Page 2 would do some big best-uniform tournament for the 154th time! |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Jayson, come quick! We just found out that Negro Leagues great Josh Gibson did HGH, by which I mean that we think it would be shameful if he did! |
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StarkAndHellIsHot : OH MY GOD I'LL BE RIGHT THERE |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: We have to get this on the site ASAP. Let's split this shit up. You find the most unflattering picture of him you possibly can, and I'll see if I can get the phrase "HUMAN NEGRO-WTH HORMONE" on the front page in 480-point font. |
