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**OnlineHost** The Mariners are being evacuated from their plane due to an equipment fire. |
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MikeHargrove100MPH: All right, boys, they're telling us something caught fire on the plane. I expect everyone to act like Mariners here. |
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MikeHargrove100MPH: Which is to say I expect everyone to bail out as quickly as possible. I'm going to stand at the exit and count off the entire 25-man roster to make sure I have everybody. |
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Betanbreakfast: here boss |
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MikeHargrove100MPH: 1! |

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Suzuki:  |
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MikeHargrove100MPH: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24! |
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AngloSexson: Here!
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MikeHargrove100MPH: Ummm...24.5! |
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your_words_beltre_you: here
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MikeHargrove100MPH: 25! That's everyone! |
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ChrisEverett: hurr |
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MikeHargrove100MPH: 24! We're missing someone! |

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Suzuki:  |
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Official_Translator: "Did we leave Felix?" |
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Betanbreakfast: king felix! we are missing king felix! THE ROYAL BLOODLINE SHALT NOT BE STEMMED |
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**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast has re-entered the plane. |
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Betanbreakfast: /cough cough
KING FELIX ARE YOU IN HERE |
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FelixNavidad: /obliviously plays with blocks in gilded crib |
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Betanbreakfast: time is nigh, highness! we must secret you out of the airplane |
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FelixNavidad: /takes leg of mutton out of mouth, holds it aloft
mododo! |
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Betanbreakfast: cling to my bosom and we shall take flight! |
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**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast and FelixNavidad are heading to the exit. |
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MoyerBodyGirl: /grabs ankle
hellllp ussss
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FelixNavidad: /buries face in shawl, wails |
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pineiro_bread: /clings to leg
donnnnt leeeeeave |
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Betanbreakfast: /shakes legs free
stop it you're getting ERA all over me |
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**OnlineHost** Betanbreakfast and FelixNavidad have escaped from the plane. |
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Betanbreakfast: the king...is...safe
/collapses
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your_words_beltre_you: no big deal we've been crackin jokes the whole time |
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your_words_beltre_you: lol, i bet you were like "i want this motherfucking infant-king off the motherfucking plane" |
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AngloSexson: Snakes on a Plane |
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your_words_beltre_you: snakes into a plane |
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AngloSexson: snakes in the plane |
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your_words_beltre_you: snakes inside of a plane |
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AngloSexson: snakes inside of a
snakes inside of the plane |
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ChocolateMoose: /appears through fifth-row window
/desperately mimes for help
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your_words_beltre_you: snakes + plane = snakes on a plane |
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AngloSexson: snakes and a plane |