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**OnlineHost** OldLMAO is now the oldest man to step into the batter's box in a professional baseball game. |
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OldLMAO: /swing and a miss |
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OldLMAO: /swing and a miss |
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OldLMAO: /foul tip |
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OldLMAO: /swing and a miss |
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**OnlineHost** OldLMAO is out. |
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OldLMAO: huzzah!
/leaves game, walks down dark alley
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OldLMAO: /sings a tune
tippecanoe and tyler too and licorice ropes for a dime do de dooo
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**OnlineHost** Some shadowy figures appear at the end of the alley. |
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OldLMAO: tippeca...noe and...tyler
/scared
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MoyerBodyGirl: /crosses arms, stares menacingly |
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Francold: Rook, this is our turf. We run this racket. Do you know how long we waited to get this old? We're not going to let some asshole like you show us up by being born earlier. |
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MulhollandDrive: YAH |
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OldLMAO: now listen here you hoovervillians i'm not gonna stand for this! now git! i'm tryin' a get home! |
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Francold: I don't think so. |
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MulhollandDrive: WHAT WE GONNA DO WID 'IM BOSS |
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Francold: Rub 'im out! |
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MoyerBodyGirl: /cracks knuckles
oh FUCK! oh god okay my knuckle fell out, someone help me look for it
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OldLMAO: HELLLP
SOMEONE HAVE PITY ON AN OLD MAN
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OldLMAO: You there! You there, Young man! You have to help me! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck
ya gots to be on crack to axe me that |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw c'mon brah, if some pinatas wanna scrap we gots ta snatch that candy |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck this brotha need a tootsie row |
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**OnlineHost** The Young brothers have savagely beaten down OldLMAO's attackers. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri:whateva it is i think i see
become some fucked up bustas to me
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: who d'fuck is you |
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OldLMAO: Jim Eriotes, at your service! Oldest man ever to play professional ball, yes sirree Bob! Much obliged to ya for helpin an old-timer out! |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: how many licks it take to beat ya ass |
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OldLMAO: aw warbonds how'm i ever gonna scratch my way outta this one? |
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**OnlineHost** MinosoHorny has entered the chatroom. |
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MinosoHorny: Boys! Don't you lay a hand on that man! |
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MinosoHorny: Haven't you damn fools learned a thing? You've got to respect your elders! It might seem silly to you when guys like me and Jim here play ball in our 80s, but remember! Someday you'll be 80 too! You don't have any idea how that feels! |
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MinosoHorny: If young people bothered to realize that they're looking into a time-machine mirror every time they snicker at an old man, we'd be treated well and the world would be aOOOF |
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**OnlineHost** MinosoHorny has been hit over the head with a All-Star Game MVP trophy. |
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MikeFun: slamalama ding-dong |
