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**OnlineHost** You have entered the 2006 Home Run Derby Finals chatroom. |
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DudleyDoWright: Whew, that was hard work! Guess that's it for me though!
/leaves batter's box |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Hey good job man, those were some |
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DudleyDoWright: eyyyYYUP
/headbutt |
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**OnlineHost** DudleyDoWright has driven his skull into InTheMidnightHoward's chest. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: AAAAAGGGHH |
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DudleyDoWright: I bet that hurt! |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Not really, that's just the most awkward way to try to hurt someone I can possibly think of. I mean, head-butting someone in the sternum? FUCK THAT'S BIZARRE AAGHUGHHH |
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Ump: TWEEEEEET
/holds up red card |
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**OnlineHost** DudleyDoWright has been ejected. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: So...what happens now? |
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Ump: Well let's see...time's expired but you have some stoppage time left. Go for it. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: All right. How much stoppage time do I have? |
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Ump: Nobody knows. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: ...ok
/swings |
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**OnlineHost** The ball is in the air and is headed for the stands. |
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Ump: UP UP UPPPPPPPPP
/points to stopwatch
Couldn't score! We're going to tiebreaker! |
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InTheMidnightHoward: I'm a little rusty on these rules. I guess we just basically play like we have for the rest of the game, right? |
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Ump: No, that'd be boring. |
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Ump: I'm going to set this giant goal three feet in front of you. You must do your best to throw the ball in the goal. |
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Ump: If you get the ball in, you must start acting as though you are really happy about something and have rabies. |
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Ump: If you miss you must sob loudly, cover your face with your hands, and stop, drop and roll like an emo kid in a four-alarm fire. Oh yeah, and be sure to fake an injury, or else you won't look like a bitch. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Oh.
/throws |
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**OnlineHost** InTheMidnightHoward has scored. |
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Ump: Congratulations! Hey, where's that guy who cheap-shotted you? |
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DudleyDoWright: Right here, at the ready! |
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Ump: YOU ARE THE GOLDEN BALLS WINNING ELEVEN CUP O' TEA MAN OF THE MATCH |
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PiratesFans: BOOOOO |
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PiratesFans: YAAAAAY |
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PiratesFans: /riot |
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**OnlineHost** Like 20 people have been killed. |
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InTheMidnightHoward: This shit is retarded. |
