By B - 9-20-05
in celebration of One Year of The Dugout.
Click pictures for player info.
| Joltin_Joe: With my beautiful swing I should have no problem with this streak. It's the best of my epoch! | |
| TheMusialSuspects:
Yes, I would carefully consider making love to your ball bat swing but
"most beautiful?" |
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| Joltin_Joe: Yes, watch. /swings | |
| **Online Host** A rainbow has entered the chatroom. |
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| TheMusialSuspects: That might've been impressive in a more colored generation. We don't accept the coloreds here! | |
| TheMusialSuspects: Haha, yes, I'm portraying Stan Musial as a racist. I MEANT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK AND WHITE | |
| TheMusialSuspects: /swings | |
| **Online Host** The love of a mother for her child has entered the chatroom. |
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| TheMusialSuspects: That was incredibly beautiful, wasn't it? | |
| FurtadoTurnOfftheIron: You're beautiful. That's for sure. | |
| Joltin_Joe: /swings | |
| **Online Host** That scene in "Ikiru" where Kurosawa does a pan shot through a jungle gym of Takashi Shimura swinging on a swingset in the snow has entered the chatroom. |
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| TheMusialSuspects: /swing swing | |
| **Online Host** My Grandmother who has come back to life in the prime of her youth to tell me that I have just won a billion dollars in the lottery has entered the chatroom. |
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| Joltin_Joe: /SWINGS OVER THE BAR | |
| **Online Host** Your Grandfather with a boner has entered the chatroom. |
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| TheMusialSuspects: /SUH WING BATTER BATTER | |
| **Online Host** A circus peanut you just pulled out of the anus of a flood victim has entered the chatroom. |
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| FurtadoTurnOfftheIron: The beauty has broken the spectrum and has gone back around to horror! AAAAAAH | |
| **Online Host** FurtadoTurnOfftheIron has flown away. |
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| Joltin_Joe: /swing | |
| **Online Host** PrimitiveMan has entered the chatroom. |
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| PrimitiveMan: ooh ooh tools | |
| TheMusialSuspects: /swing | |
| **Online Host** TheMusialSuspects has time traveled back to the 18th Century. |
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| TheMusialSuspects: Okay, you win. |
