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MichaelTehader: If this organization is no longer serious about winning, I wish to be traded to a team that is! |
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MichaelTehader: I'm tired of finishing in blarngth place. My American friends tell me that this is not even a real number! |
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MichaelTehader: trade me immediately or I'm going to start punching holes in the thin walls of your inner offices! |
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SamPer_Fi: of course we are serious about winning! Why else would we have gone to great lengths to assure Abreu a spot in our lineup? |
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MichaelTehader: Bobby Abreu? |
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SamPer_Fi: winston abreu |
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MichaelTehader is punching elbow-deep holes in the Orioles' drywall. |
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SamPer_Fi: oh come on miguel i think everyone can agree that fernando tatis is the missing piece to our championship puzzle *snicker* |
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MichaelTehader: Trade me to the Yankees! |
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SamPer_Fi: we will trade you to the phillies for randy wolf and a pile size of pat burrell's stained and bunched panties to be named later |
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MichaelTehader: Trade me to the Red Sox! |
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SamPer_Fi: we trade you to the marlins, you take a 16 million dollar a year paycut |
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MichaelTehader: but I'm only making 12 million dollars this year! |
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SamPer_Fi: yep, the marlins |
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MichaelTehader: Trade me to the White Sox! The Mets! St. Louis! |
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SamPer_Fi: yer going to kansas city to play backup for a dead midget in a bag |
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SamPer_Fi: Here's an idea, we trade you to the Baltimore Orioles for shut up or I hit you upside your head with a canoe and steal your wallet. |
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MichaelTehader: I want to play in Baltimore and am proud to be a part of a team dedicated to winning. |
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davy_lopez: What about me, coach? I don't really have anywhere to play, can I be traded? |
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SamPer_Fi: /trades for 11 catchers and 14 first basemen |
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davy_lopez: /"The Price is Right" loser music |
