The Dugout
By B - 8-13-06
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Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: puh-puh-puh-Poo-hooooooooole Poweeeeeer

/crushes ball; sun rises in the morning
Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: /somehow touches all four bases without leaving home plate
**Online Host**
Welcome to Ryan Freel's Stream of Consciousness!
Ryan Freel

FreelMyHeat: run run run run run run run run run run run run

CATCH CATCH CATCH

JUMP

CATCH

/thud

OOF

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**Online Host**
FreelMyHeat has robbed Pujol_Junkie of an extra base hit and several RBI.


**Online Host**
FreelMyHeat is receiving a standing ovation.
Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: son of e'bitch
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: OH MAN I CANT BELIEVE I MADE THAT CATCH YESSSS /gives Griffey respeck knuckles
**Online Host**
Respeck Knuckles have bent Elijah_Price's hand back at a 90 degree angle.
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: I bet nobody thought I was going to catch that, eh Farney?
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: You said it. What?
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: Get out of the city! He did NOT say that!
Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: e'who are you spake-ing to, e'Freel my friend
Ryan Freel

FreelMyHeat: Why, Farney, of course! /does jig

Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: e'Kyle Farneyworth? where he i ponch him in e'face
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: No, silly! FARNEY. He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him.
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.'
Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: e'
**Online Host**
Welcome to Ryan Freel's Stream of Consciousness!
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.
farney_stone: rabble rabble rabble /bares teeth
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: Ken Griffey Jr. told me I finally made his top 10, and he has been around a long time so that's pretty prestigious.
farney_stone: rearghhhhhhh /runs in tiny circles
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: Oh, by the way Farney, what do you think we should have for dinner tonight?
farney_stone: /leaps onto FreelMyHeat's leg, begins biting into shin
Ryan Freel FreelMyHeat: What say you, Massive Panda Bear Living on the Inside of My Face?
fAcEpAnDa: YeSsSSs wE aRe aLL
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**Online Host**
FreelMyHeat has begun eating his glove in reverence.
Jesus Christ reincarnated Pujol_Junkie: e'cuckoo, e'cuckoo

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