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MakeMineKoskie: /remembers falling into a cave full of Brewers as a child |
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sunglasses@night.com: Oh God no! Not Corey! How will Milwaukee win without the other half of THE COREYS? |
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ChristmasShouse: We're only 8 games back from the Cardinals and and and we lose 33 rbis oh oh oh my, oh my the stress, the STRESSSS |
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SheetsTheOne: COACH HELP I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M TEARIN OUT MY HAIRS /tears out hairs |
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TheFreshPrince: Aight aight aye-body calm down, we can handle this. We can just, uh, bring somebody up from the minors to take his spot! |
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BowLegged: HEY THAT'S RIGHT PRINCE CAME FROM THE MINORS AS A NEW CECIL THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE HOFFERS IN THE MINORS TO BE FOUNT |
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BowLegged: DO THEY HAVE A CAL'D RIPKEN IN THE MINORS |
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TheFreshPrince: No, uh, one was the coach of the Orioles I think and then there was Cal Jr. himself and a Billy... |
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BowLegged: HOWS ABOUT A RHINE SANDBERG |
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TheFreshPrince: Naw I don't think they got one of him either, you're missing the point of what I was tryin' ta say... |
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BowLegged: IS THERE A LLOYD MOSEBY HE WAS COMPETENT
WAIT NO IS THERE A TONY GWYNN
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TheFreshPrince: *sigh* Yeah aight I'll look and see if they got a Tony Gwynn. I don't know what you been smokin' knowmsayyyyin~! I'll jus- |
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GwynnLoseOrDraw: sup |
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TheFreshPrince: ... |
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BowLegged: THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY A TONY GWYNN! SHOW HIM TO THE OWNER, SEE IF HE'LL LET THE TWO-NY GWYNN PLAY FOR US PRINCE |
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TheFreshPrince: yeah aight. Excuse me, is this player good enough? /holds up GwynnLoseOrDraw
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DownWithTheCygnus: My, the Minors really are full of things! If this Tony Gwynn were ours, we would've made him much bigger. |
